Baby Basics
This is the soft spot on a baby’s head that eventually closes as they grow.
What is a fontanelle?
Baby, I've asked you not to ruin plot points when we watch TV unless you give me this 7-letter alert
spoiler
This special type of baptism also involves the naming of the child
christening
My loneliness is killing me... give me a sign, hit me, baby, one more time
Britney Spears
An improvement in a hotel room or airline seat
Upgrade
Newborns recognize this voice first
What is their mother's voice?
I hate it when you eat the last one of these ice cream bars with a big polar bear on the wrapper; it's cruel, baby
Klondike
Small pink or red patches on a baby's face or neck are playfully called these, perhaps from the bird that delivered them
stork's bites
Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin', I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight
Donna Summers
A good place to pitch a tent
Campground
The average newborn goes through this many diapers per day
What is 8-12?
You know I'm trying to consolidate Asia in this board game, yet you invade from Kamchatka to Mongolia; not cool, baby
Risk
This Jewish circumcision rite is typically performed 8 days after birth by a specialist called a mohel
a bris
So won't you, please, be my little baby, say you'll be my darlin', be my baby now, whoa-oh-oh-oh"
The Ronnettes
This cork-firing child's toy makes a particular sound
Pop Gun
This reflex causes babies to grasp onto anything placed in their palm
What is the palmar grasp reflex?
I dropped out of this university, but so did Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg; what exactly are you trying to say, baby?
Harvard
TV host & author Art Linkletter was one of these, a baby abandoned by its parents & adopted & raised by others
a foundling
Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, ohh?
The Human League
Many a Victorian tale featured one of these young women employed in a retail store
Shop girl
Babies are born without these in their legs, which develop later.
What are kneecaps
You know my ex wore Opium perfume from this 3-named designer; why do you torture me so?
Yves St. Laurent
Mentioned in Luke 2 in the King James version, these are strips of material wrapped around infants to restrict their movements
swaddling clothes
"I get the chills whenever I see your face & you in the place, girl, feel like I'm in a movie, baby, I'm like oowee, baby
Usher
Ahoy, mateys! Scurry aloft & haul in these sails high, high up on the masts
Topgallants