You have 500 bricks, you throw one out of an airplane, how many do you have left?
499
What has more chins than lizzo?
Chinese phonebook
Who is the famous Kazakh who went to the USA?
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in, close the door
Who is the best upcoming Estonian rapper alive?
Tobikoer
Furries in the sauna
Why cant you see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Cause he is in a fridge
Why cant Indians pass easy tests?
Cause the tests are as easy as showering
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S
Which politician rides a striped scooter to work?
Foreign minister Mr Tsahkna
What is the name of the cashier in Kreisiraadio's "Peen Poeharra"
Vsevholod Hui
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the girafe in and close the door
Which countries prime minister defecated themselves in a Mc Donalds?
Australia
What is the most expensive substance by weight?
Antimatter
What is Forest Gump's computer password
1Forest1
Grandma wanted to cross an alligator infested river, she died, why?
The brick hit her in the head
Which countries defense minister triggered a grenade in his office?
Poland :)
What is Neil deGrasse Tysons favourite key?
The space bar