Anatomy
What part of your eye contains the color?
Iris
Cutting cactus
Arizona
Are we still in denial when they know
we're not happy here
What is at the end of a rainbow?
Miss mary mack was all dressed in
Black
Hardest bone in the human body
Femur/Thigh
It is illegal to keep a couch on your porch
Colorado
I don't wanna lose ya now, im lookin
right at the other half of me
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the Cob
Lemonade, crunchy ice,
- sip it once, sip it twice
What fibrous tissue connects the calf muscles to the calcaneus? It is named after the Greek hero who killed Hector outside of Troy.
Achille's tendon
You cannot push a live moose out of an airplane
Alaska
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson Mississippi, if we show up we gon show out
smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
smiles
inky pinky ponkey, daddy had a donkey
donkey died daddy cried, inky pinkey ponkey
The average adult has about 22 square feet (or about 8 pounds) of which organ, making it the largest in the human body?
skin
Pickles must bounce to be considered safe for human consumption
Connecticuit
You want me, i want you baby
my sugar boo, were levitating
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right hand turns
double double this this, double double that that
double this double that, double double this that
Cerumen is the scientific name for what bodily secretion?
Earwax!
Women are not allowed to drive a car while wearing a housecoat
California
taaaake my hand....
were off to never never land.
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
Down by the banks of the hankey panks
- where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank singing eeps ipes opes umps, i pledge allegiance to the flag michael jackson makes me gag, coca cola burns me but, now were talking seven up, seven up has no caffine now were talking billy jean, billy jean is outta sighs now were talking dynamite, dynamite blew up the pool now were talking really cool, really cool is really neat now were talking stinky feet, 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BOOM