3 Ways To...
Just Look At It
Shakespeare Translations
Game Quotes That Go Hard
Nonsense
100

Make A Car Go Faster (may not change parts of the car)

Paint it Red

Flame Decals

Better Gas

Open Windows

Turn Up The Radio

Fuzzy Dice

PROMPT: Doctor who is clearly not qualified to be treating patients, but trying their best anyway.

100

What Color Is The Sun?

Dont Know Too Bright

PROMPT: A doctor about to put a patient under anesthesia saying things that would increase their anxiety immensely  

100

Ho how art thee

Hey how are you?

CURSE: You must end every sentence with Nyah~ or lose 100 points per failure until you win a bet or get a prompt right

100

“The right man in the wrong place...

can make all the difference in the world.”

- GMan Half Life

PROMPT: A little girl explaining her perfect birthday party (must use highest pitch voice you can manage)

100

How many sides to a 3 sided cube?

6

CURSE: The next time someone wins/loses a bet you must gamble the amount they won the next time you answer

200

Make Food Tastier (cannot change ingredients)

Make It For A Loved One

Be Hungry/Starving

Lie

Change The Temperature

Eat It Fresh

Eat Someone Else's

If It's Free

PROMPT: Detective trying to solve a case, but they’re completely clueless about what’s going on.

200

What color is your blood inside?

Blue. Just look at your veins bro.

PROMPT: A redditor/commentor explaining why something isn't funny in the comment section

200

Valorous heavens thou art so bacon-fed

My god you're fat

PROMPT: A passionate man explaining why a grilled cheese cannot have anything other than bread and cheese 

200

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me"

-Joshua Graham 

Fallout New Vegas

CURSE: You may not choose below the 300 prompts for your next 3 turns

200

How many times does a ball bounce up 6 stairs?

Once per stair and then one more for fun at the end

PROMPT: A court jester who's jokes all seem to make fun of one specific guy

300

Be Better At Games (Cannot Cheat)

Get Gud

Lean Forward

Grip Controller/Mouse Harder

BM Enemies

Only Show Highlights

Smurf

CURSE: You MUST gamble 1/2 of your points on the next 2 questions but cannot win any points

300

What Is My Dog Doing Right Now?

Waiting with my girlfriend

PROMPT: Moaning Mertle but she actually moans everything she says to people

300

square me thee coward

fight me coward

PROMPT: A pilot on the intercom trying to keep passengers calm as he describes the view outside the plane that's getting increasingly more worrisome

300

"What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

-Paarthurnax 

Skyrim

PROMPT: IRS agent trying to get an accurate list of items from a dragons hoard

300

Who knows where everything is even when it simply doesn't seem to exist anymore?

My Mom

PROMPT: Your Mom

400

Appear Smarter (Cannot Study)

AI/Google/Neuralink

Debate Idiots

Glasses

Long Beard

Own Many Books

Use Big Words

PROMPT: The last words of a knight as he faces down the Great Evil

400

Why Do Kids Love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I don't know anymore I'm an adult

PROMPT: A dwarf explaining why he's not a gnome even though he's got a pointy hat.

400

like a toad, ugly and venemous and smelleth lacking valor

You're ugly and smell bad

PROMPT: A frog trying to convince a princess to kiss them so they'll turn into a guy (they wont)

400

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."

-Cave Johnson

Portal 2

PROMPT: Cave Johnson's assistant describing their average work day in a documentary

400

If two dudes are alone in the forest and both find 2 good sticks, how do they find out which stick is better?

stick fight

PROMPT: A civilian trying to explain to their insurance that the Hulk smashed their car

500

Defeat a Squirrel (May Not Harm It)

Go For The Nuts

Appear Bigger

Be Loud

Tie Him to A Balloon Until He Admits Defeat

Dance Off

PROMPT: A man trying to send the perfect first text on a dating app

500

Where Is Waldo?

Right there CURSE: You must say your next 3 answers in rhyme or lose 1/2 your points

500

consume mine own gaskins thee gentle mistress

eat my shorts lady

PROMPT: A man that's bleeding out but can't seem to get the timing for his last words and final breath right

500

"Against all the evils that Hell can conjure. All the wickedness that mankind can produce. We will send unto them... only you."

Doom Eternal

PROMPT: Aquaman trying to get his personal guard fish to stop biting fishing hooks

500

A 'wizard' that looks like you appears and offers you a magical bracelet that gives you magic spells and a sack of gold.

What's his deal?

You're the fall guy for a magical heist and the cops are on their way

PROMPT: A French man imitating an american man imitating a french man