Nursing Jokes
She needed to draw blood
Why did the nurse need a red crayon?
The 2 most missed items of nursing documentation in homecare for nursing
What is weight (when ordered) and blood sugar ranges
Gloves, syringe, alcohol swab
What does a nurse need to give an injection?
Nursing emerged from this country
What is Britain?
The opportunity to positively impact patients' lives
Why would somone want to become a nurse?
Cockroaches
Why are nurses afraid of in patient's homes?
A stethoscope
What does a nurse use to listen to heart sounds
Doppler, BP cuff and bottle of jelly
What are needed to perform MAP reading for a patient with an LVAD.
The Crimean War
Where did the English nurse Florence Nightingale lay the foundations of professional nursing?
A firm understanding of medical terminology and legal and ethical standards
What does a nurse need to know?
Rejection
What do nurses hate?
Pinch the skin over the back of the hand, on the abdomen, or over the front of the chest under the collarbone
How does a nurse check for dehydration?
What are items needed to perform a catheter irrigation.
George Dunn
Who was the first male state registered nurse?
Never be afraid to ask for help
What is one thing a nurse must remember to do?
I think you have a terminal illness
What did the nurse say to the man who fainted at the terminal?
Turn every 2 hours
Ambulate in hall every 4 hoursUse ioncentive
Use incentive spirometer 10 times an hour while awake
What are nursing interventions?
Gloves, Gauze, Stayfix Dressing and Tegaderm
What items are needed for a Nephrostomy Tube dressing change
Smart, tough, caring, and genuine
What describes a nurse and why men are attracted to them?
Wearing a stethoscope around your neck
How are nurses distinguishable from doctors and surgeons?
She won't stop needling people
How do you know when a nurse is having a bad day?
Name, Date of Birth, Today's Date, Initials
What is the information needed to be on lab tubes
Measuring Tape, Long Q-Tips
What are needed to measure a wound
St.Thomas Hospital School in London]
Where was the first nursing school in the world?
Florence Nightingale
Who is the founder of modern nursing ?