Ultimate Puns
What happened to the cannibals that ate a missionary?
They got a taste of religion
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everyone
What is Charlie allergic to in Monster-in-Law?
Nuts
What is the clinical name for the thigh bone?
Femur
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
What do you call someone who has survived pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran
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cartoon
In The Princess Diaries, what was Mia's response to finding out she's a princess?
Me? A princess? SHUT UP!
The Hundred Years War was primarily between which two countries?
England and France
What two keys can’t open any door?
A monkey and a donkey
What type of clothing is hardest to find?
Camoflage
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What is Grasshopper?
Finish this line from My Big Fat Greek Wedding: "Put some ___ on it."
Windex
In the initials NASA, what does the first "A" stand for?
Aeronautics
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed.
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Annabelle?
In the Devil Wears Prada, After the incident with the book, Miranda decides to challenge Andy by asking her to bring the twins the unpublished manuscript of a certain book. What book is that?
Harry Potter
What is the smallest country in the world?
Vatican City
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
Advice
When you read while in the sun what happens to you?
You become well red
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Jennifer Lopez
What does Sam drop after the ball in A Cinderella Story?
Her Phone
What does the term “IQ” stand for?
Intelligence Quotient
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow