Benkle Headlines
“This Chinese spy convinces Rory to steal a star from Philip, he in turn exposes their propaganda”
Dorothy
g_ay
The color...not the person (who is gay)
Gray
When going down and around, you will encounter this important piece of sport equipment
Pool/Billiards Table
“RACISM EXPOSED! Rory slants this person’s Mii’s eyes in order to perpetuate Asian stereotypes”
Philip
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Not real and made up...like them queers
imaginary
Before having a TV, Philip's house used to have this device to watch cable
Projector
“Big upset! This Mario character jukes Magnus and Philip in the Mario Party Minigame “Camera Ready” (NOT CLICKBAIT)”
Lakitu
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The fact that the US, a country with lots of LGBTQ people, is the 3rd largest country is a fact in this category
geography
Philip's dad is able to practice this sport if the cars are moved out of the front driveway
Basketball
“While exploring a ship in Man of Medan, the benkles came across this chilling two word message.”
I die
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Self-centered gays often think they're at the center of this massive space system made of stars, planets, gas and dark matter
galaxy
In Philip's backyard, their playground set has a rock climbing wall, two swings, a slide, and this circular object
tire swing
“Benkles manage to pull off the greatest stunt in human history! They broke a witch’s curse with 12 seconds and this many minutes remaining!
22
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Misunderstood monsters...just like gay people!
gargoyles
The amount of bathrooms this house now has