when dad is about to go to bed he says this famous simpsons phrase
dad's favorite salty pre bed snack
buttered popcorn
dad used to have this iconic haircut-- ala billy ray cyrus
mullet
when dad doesn't care either way he says this nonchalant phrase
don't make me no nevermind
dad loves these when his hands are cold
fingerless gloves
dad once painted THIS finger nail with clear polish
pinky finger
when bronte drove the car into the garage door dad said this phrase-- taking blame
it was more my fault then hers
dad likes to have this food once a week at least (ideally)
pizza
dad heard this record once at (I think) an old professors house?
big science - lori anderson
when dad wants to know what is wrong with a sad small child he says this phrase
what's the trouble little bubble?
dad once had this aviary game made by mattel between 1971-1982
vertibird
dad once wore this one his head for a halloween costume-- itchy!
hair covered football helmet
not a phrase, but this famous ocular expression happens when dad is uncomfortable
squinty eyes
dad used to have this rare disneyland haunted mansion object
skull mug
dad wanted to name saoirse this (horrible) first name
lydia