"Senior year first semester: nothing matters except the people that you share this life with
Tyler Steinberg
"T-minus 255 days still National Mens Day. Mark your calendars ladies"
Gavin Ethier
Known un-affectionately as "grabby hands"
Sean Garvey
used for the annual championship game of the National Football League
Super Bowl
The posse's neighbor stole this item from their front porch
The couch
"I think I let the Soulja boy crank me"
Abbey Hanes
"I have no idea, apparently a senior fatty"
Aimee Maoriello
The opp responsible for remote-gate
Natalie Mandrycky
a dwarf or giant in Scandinavian folklore inhabiting caves or hills
Troll
Jack eats one of these after a crazy night out
Honey sandwhich
"central cee spotted driving the kia forte"
Maddie T
"Sean Kingston zoom concert from prison🤞"
Ethan Harris
The galaxy legging wearing lab assistant whom the twins have personal beef with
Lindsay Flick
a dish in which food may be baked and served
Casserole
Malibu-gate was a result of these two shot combinations
Malibu and lemon drops
"Totality tubular weekend bro"
Nicole Mathewson
"the promise of bowling makes me anti-dei🎳 🤩 "
Maggie Bracken
Told abbey that the moles were a distraction at games
Carly Kretchmer
a means of escape, especially an ambiguity or omission in the text through which the intent of a statute, contract, or obligation may be evaded
loophole
Tyler's and Abbey shared this role in both Maddie T and Carly Kretchmers wedding
Father of the bride
"Let me get uhhh"
"Not very far from x=0 on the Dunning-Kruger effect hm?"
Charles Canero
Made out with Maddie T in the Sammy's bathroom while her pants were still unbuttoned
Mariah taylor
something (such as a procedure or an explanation) that is long, complicated, and tedious
Rigmarole
The name of the man at Kelly's with a slapping kink on Maggie's birthday