funnee jokes
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE GUTS!!!!
These birds work at construction sites.
Cranes!!!!!!!!!!
This is what computers eat for a snack.
There was no connection
This is what happens when a tomato sees a salad dressing.
It blushes!!
This is why I couldn’t finish my programming homework.
Too many bugs
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked suprised.
This is what you call cheese that isn’t yours.
Nacho Cheese!!!!!!!
This is what the buffalo said when his son left for college.
Bison
This is why the banana went to the doctor.
It wasn't peeling well!
This is why the math book looked sad.
It had too many problems
This is what the janitor said when he jumped out of the closet.
Supplies!
What is the fruit that is always horribly depressed?
A BLUE-BERRY!!!!!!!!!!
This is what I call someone with no body and no nose.
Nobody Knows????!!
This is what the scarecrow got promoted for.
Being outstanding in his field!
This is what happens when you tell a chemistry joke.
You get no reaction!!!!
He only knows 25 letters of the alphabet.
He doesn't know Y?
This is why I quit my job at the calendar factory.
I took a couple days off.
This is how you catch a squirrel.
Climb a tree and act like a nut?
This is why the coffee kept getting in trouble at work.
It was always brewing drama!!!
This is what the photon said when asked to check a bag.
I'm traveling light!!!
This happens when a dog sits on sandpaper.
Ruff!
This is what happens when you accidentally email a dad joke at work.
You get put in pun-itenntiary?
This is why the crab never shares.
HE'S A SHELLFISH!
This is what happens when robots get tired.
They recharge!!
This is why you never trust atoms.
THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING 👹👹👹💀💀💀🤫🤫🤫