Drugs/Alcohol/Crime
"I've realized that all nurses are drugees."
Mary - 1/5/25
"Women should not be allowed near calculators."
Michael - 8/10/23
"I'm going to kiss him, like the French used to do back in the day."
Thaddeus - 8/1/25
"And the old lady had a heart attack. It was hilarious."
Vincent - 10/17/22
"So many kids want to touch my muscles. Like 5 people a day want to touch me."
Thaddeus - 10/17/22
"Alcoholism is only bad if they catch you."
Vincent - 8/5/22
I hate women.....'s basketball."
Thaddeus - 3/26/24
"I would watch sumo wrestling if it wasn't gay."
Michael - 3/26/24
"I'm not a coward, I'm just fat."
Vincent - 1/5/24
"Just because you are bad at cheating doesn't mean that cheating is bad."
Michael - 6/7/24
"I'm literally going to be in jail in like a year."
Thaddeus - 1/X/23
"Women are like drugs. They are bad for you and useless."
Thaddeus - 7/23/23
"Drag queens are actually hot."
Thaddeus - 3/2/24
"Kill all the poor people? I love that!"
Michael - 2/3/23
"I've never seen a farmer in real life."
Elliot - 4/26/25
"The dugout is kinda quiet... We should give them mushrooms."
Katharyn - 5/28/25
"I don't think I could do that..... working with women."
"I'm not like other girls, I'm quirky."
Thomas - 8/20/23
"I love to racially profile people."
Elliot - 6/25/24
"One night only kill me, just shoot me with one bullet in the head. If you had any care at all you would kill me."
Vincent - 1/17/23
"Get a wife or get a life, because you can't have both."
Anthony - ???
"I would wear pride leather shoes."
Michael - 7/18/23
"Are you Racist?"
"MAYBE I AM!!"
Katharyn - 5/17/25
"You know the difference between me and ______? I don't kiss gently."
Thaddeus - 8/17/24