Functions
The Butlers
Chemistry Class
Mr. Urig
YACKA
200

The place Abby and Shawn snuck off to for an hour on May 20th

Natural playground

200

The beloved admissions advisor of York College

Derek Butler

200

The poor spider who wandered into 1st Period Chem wound up in this acid

HCl 

200

A species that could be called "Man's Best Friend" or "Urig's Worst Nightmare"

Dogs

200

Evan Yacka's middle name

Joseph

400

The fella who has never once attended any of our functions

Timothy Snopkowski

400

The mother of Shawn Jr. 

Paige Gilland

400

The future Ivy student coming out of 8th Period Chem

Jon Smith

400

Urig's bromance is with this man

Socash

400

Evan Yacka's third grade girlfriend

Emily Guthrie

600

The second time Evan Yacka nearly died at Shawn's house was here

The Gaga Ball Pit

600

The Butler who plays basketball for the Golden State Warriors

Jimmy Butler

600

The 1st Period Chem scholar who believed stars are the most abundant thing in the universe

Simon Lewis

600

The school that Urig coaches girls basketball at

Solanco

600

"Charles I swear to God I will make you _____ and ____"

crash ; burn
800

Gingerbread houses at Maguire's house were crashed by Bcam, Sexy Benny, and 

Nashyi Holmes

800

The girl who 3 different Butlers tried to get married into the family

Carleigh Zipfel

800

The central science was "ruined" by this late 2000s drama TV show

Breaking Bad

800

Where Mr. Urig went to college 

Akron

800
When Yacka was talking to three girls at one time, the girls were students of Oxford, Great Valley and

Strath Haven

1000

Chase and Scott danced together to this song next to Carleigh's pool on Memorial Day

Assumptions

1000

The Butler who was on Couples Court with the Cutlers as a defendant who "treats his wife the way she treats him"

Charles Butler

1000

The only chapter test to not have an essay question was this semester 2 test

Chapter 12

1000

Both Mr. Urig and Michael Jordan share this height

6'6

1000

Upon being asked "Evan, why are you such an anti-Semite?" Yacka responded saying

Idk