Functions
The place Abby and Shawn snuck off to for an hour on May 20th
Natural playground
The beloved admissions advisor of York College
Derek Butler
The poor spider who wandered into 1st Period Chem wound up in this acid
HCl
A species that could be called "Man's Best Friend" or "Urig's Worst Nightmare"
Dogs
Evan Yacka's middle name
Joseph
The fella who has never once attended any of our functions
Timothy Snopkowski
The mother of Shawn Jr.
Paige Gilland
The future Ivy student coming out of 8th Period Chem
Jon Smith
Urig's bromance is with this man
Socash
Evan Yacka's third grade girlfriend
Emily Guthrie
The second time Evan Yacka nearly died at Shawn's house was here
The Gaga Ball Pit
The Butler who plays basketball for the Golden State Warriors
Jimmy Butler
The 1st Period Chem scholar who believed stars are the most abundant thing in the universe
Simon Lewis
The school that Urig coaches girls basketball at
Solanco
"Charles I swear to God I will make you _____ and ____"
Gingerbread houses at Maguire's house were crashed by Bcam, Sexy Benny, and
Nashyi Holmes
The girl who 3 different Butlers tried to get married into the family
Carleigh Zipfel
The central science was "ruined" by this late 2000s drama TV show
Breaking Bad
Where Mr. Urig went to college
Akron
Strath Haven
Chase and Scott danced together to this song next to Carleigh's pool on Memorial Day
Assumptions
The Butler who was on Couples Court with the Cutlers as a defendant who "treats his wife the way she treats him"
Charles Butler
The only chapter test to not have an essay question was this semester 2 test
Chapter 12
Both Mr. Urig and Michael Jordan share this height
6'6
Upon being asked "Evan, why are you such an anti-Semite?" Yacka responded saying
Idk