'Hay'day
You Aught to Know
What's Good For You
100

One of these compressed accumulations can weigh as much as an adult bull, likely its recipient, come times of forage insufficiency. 

What is a "Bale"

100

She dominated the 2000s media with the release of "Oops . . . I Did it Again," a shortlived romance with Justin Timberlake, a fracas involving an attack on a paparazzi vehicle, and finally conservatorship under he father that would prove incendiary for more than a decade. 

Who is "Brittany Spears"

100

This aquatic moss, whose name lacks creativity in all respects, has become a health trend for its mineral and Omega-3 content. 

What is "Sea Moss"

200

An machine from inventor Ummo Luebben allowed for hay to be baled in this shape, which had the added bonus of shedding rain, and was adopted across the U.S.

What is "Round"

200

Barack Obama, elected November 4th, 2008, enacted this piece of legislature to expand health insurance coverage nationwide. 

What is "The Affordable Care Act"

200

A fashionable and formal accessory to a shirt-collar, it restricts bloodflow to your brain by as much as eight percent. Stop wearing them. 

What is a "tie"

300

Hay can be made from a number of cut, dried grass varieties, including this species which may contribute its seeds to your breakfast bowl. 

What is "Oats"
300

This artist and activist produced nine images on the West Bank Barrier Wall in opposition to Israel and increasing militarization, including "Flower Thrower" in 2003. 

Who is "Banksy"

300
They are not in fact a caloric deficit, as the internet and its lackies would have you believe, with 95 crisp, fruity calories to boast per unit. 

What is an "apple"

400

These ovines will not eat hay that has been at all trampled; cows and horses are not so particular. 

What are "Sheep"

400

Helmed initially by the indomitable Michael Hutchence, this Australian Pop Rock outfit would release its eleventh studio album, Switch, in 2005 with a six-member roster and J.D. Fortune on vocals. 

What is "INXS"

400

It smells and tastes awful, but if you don't chew through the yellow capsules like your six-year-old son did once, you won't have to experience either drawback to this miraculous supplement. 

What is "fish oil"

500

This is a feed alternative to hay, in places where weather prevents the sun-drying of hay; fresh or wilted material is gathered and stored anaerobically so that naturally-occurring lactic acid can preserve the feed of a high moisture content. 

What is "Silage"

500

"Red Cockfight," a 2006 original by this celebrated Ghanaian painter, was auctioned most recently in 2023 by Bonhams Fine Art Auctioneers for the disgraceful sum of 3,000 pounds. 

Who is "Ablade Glover"