The Bride
Jenica was born with two middle names, because of course she was. Name them.
What are Lauren & Leyva?
He calls it a guilty pleasure — but he’s watched 900 episodes, owns merch, and has opinions on the pacing.
What is One Piece?
Sam and Jenica met here — and no, it wasn’t love at first sight… for Jenica.
What is Hinge? (She ghosted him)
Jenica said she wanted to feel like Hailey Bieber on her birthday. That meant Fantastic Four blowing the budget on this iconic rich-girl-meets-drive-thru combo.
What is Caviar and In-N-Out?
"Slayyy mamaa yasss queeen"
Who is Jen?
Jenica's drink of choice when she wants to feel classy and a little chaotic.
What is a Lychee Martini?
Forget strong heroes or cool villains — Sam’s animated alter ego is this high-strung giraffe with anxiety and opinions.
Who is Melman from Madagascar?
Once a staple of Sam’s wardrobe, this item is now classified as a threat to the couple’s aesthetic.
What are basketball shorts?
Sam’s one must-have registry item? A luxury version of something you’d find at a 4th grader’s birthday party.
What is a crystal Baccarat Pikachu?
Who is Jen?
Jenica has said that in her next life, she wants to come back as this furry creature.
Who is Caia?!
This college dance group featured a young collegiate Sam poppin, lockin, jammin, and breakin.
What is Fusion Dance Company?
Ironically, Jenica won’t get one herself. But she will log into his.
What is Amazon Prime?
He didn’t choose the Karen life — but when dinner disappoints, this is how Sam gets justice (and sweets).
What is speak to the manager? (and get free dessert)
"I need to charge my crystals in the moonlight"
Who is Sam?
Ironically, this group was Jenica's biggest voter support in her collegiate Senate race.
What is CRU?
While everyone else was bartending or babysitting, Sam had this delicate side hustle in senior year.
What is a flower shop?
He could just eat it openly, but Jenica’s judgment is too strong. So instead, he hides in shame. This is Sam’s secret snack.
What is beef jerkey? She thinks it's gross, but really she just has no taste.
Jenica would rather rearrange her schedule, inconvenience five people, and walk uphill in heels than do this wildly basic adult responsibility.
What is driving?
Who is Jen?
Sure, Jenica doesn’t like birds. But this type of bird didn’t just exist — it launched an assault.
What are seagulls?
Sam. Age 13. Lights down. Guests seated. Torah portion complete. The Bar Mitzvah theme?
What is movie magic?
For their second date, Sam took Jenica here — a bold choice for two people still unsure how to hug.
What is a burlesque show?
Jenica once took 30 minutes to answer this one question on a personality test... and still chose “agree.”
What is "Am I Decisive?"
"Good grammar saves lives. Let's eat grandma vs Let's eat, Grandma"
Who is Jen? (in one of our first text conversations)