St.Peter
St.Paul
Apostles Fast
Jokes
100

St. Peter was one out of 12 ____.

Disciples

100

What was St. Paul's name before he became a Christian?

Saul

100

Which two saints do we commemorate on the day of the Apostle's Feast?

St. Peter and St. Paul 

100

What do you call a cow that does math?

A cow-culator 

200

Who was St. Peter's brother?

St. Andrew

200

Which martyr did St. Paul (when he was Saul) witness being martyred?

St. Stephen 

200

Are we allowed to eat fish during the Apostles' Fast? 

Yes

200

What do you call a chihuahua that has been in the sun for too long?

A hot dog!

300

What did St. Peter work as before Jesus Christ called him to be a disciple?

A fisherman
300

Where did St. Paul go for 3 years to pray, think, and study the Old Testament?

The Desert

300

What day does the Apostle's Fast always end on?

Bonus: Coptic day and month 

July 12

Bonus: 5th of Epep

300

What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

400

When the Holy Spirit came down upon the disciples, and St. Peter preached to the people. How many people were baptized?

3000 people

400

How many books in the New Testament did St. Paul write?

Bonus: How many books are in the New Testament?

14

Bonus: 27

400

What day did the Apostle's Fast start this year?

June 9th

400

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. 

500

How was St. Peter martyred?

Bonus: Why was he martyred that way?

He was crucified upside down

Bonus: Because he didn't want to die the same way as Jesus Christ out of humility. 

500

What was the last epistle that St. Paul wrote?

2 Timothy

500

What day do we celebrate before the start of the Apostle's Fast?

The Pentecost

500

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.