Logic
You have 2 kids one is named Mason and the other Charlee, what do you do?
Treat them equally and love them very much!
What do cows drink ;)
Water... duh
How many birthdays does an average person have?
One
What is the best timezone?
Where ever its happy hour
What is the capital of France?
F
What is one way ducks stay dry?
Avoid water
It takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 widgets, how long for 100 machines to make 100 widgets?
5 Minutes
How do you say Typewriter ;)
Typewriter, no trick
What weighs more, 1000 pounds of feathers or 1000 pounds of bricks?
They both weigh 1000 pounds
What bird can lift a car?
A crane
What happens when your clock strikes 13?
You got scammed
How are you feeling, what kind of car do you drive?
Mad-a-gas-car
How many months have 28 days?
If you "all" im gonna say one and vice versa No one wins this one ;)
What type of animal is a Bombay Duck
A Fish
How long is the string?
I dont know, depends on the string
Over 68% of the Earth's surface is covered in this substance?
Air
Your in a room with a match, some kindling, an oiled rag, and gasoline. What do you light first?
The match
What animal caan jump higher than the average house?
All of them, houses can't jump
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
What is the capital of North Korea
Pyangyang