Mark's early childhood
Mark's first house was located here.
What is Queens, NY
Mark is most known for being what in high school
What is A NERD
Mark did this when he drove to meet his Rabbi about going to Israel with USY
What is: fled the scene after driving into the Rabbi's parked car. In a parking lot empty but for one car (the Rabbi's), Mark chose to park next to the Rabbi's car, and then managed to scrape the Rabbi's car. Freaking out, he fled the scene as the Rabbi watched from his office window. He walked into his house as his mom was on the phone with the Rabbi, who was explaining what went down
Mark's dad's only living sibling, extra points for info about said sibling.
Who is Aunt Stephanie. We always had Thanksgiving with her. She lived in apt building next to ours in NYC. We love her alot.
Shamsky recently found a bag of marshmallows on the counter and decimated it. The remnants were hidden throughout the house. Mark took this long to find the remnants where.
What is 2 nights before he discovered gooey marshmallow stuck between his two pillows.
Mark was born in this year
What is 1959 (he's barely a boomer)
Mark grew up in this town
What is Roslyn (but it wasn't fancy Roslyn, he lived next to Grand Central)
Mark went to college dressed in what fashion?
What is wearing a yarmulke
Mark's Great Neck cousins who post on Instagram as if they are the Kardashians
Tali and Annie
Mark uses this before driving to Amy and Howard's house in Larchmont.
What is Google to find their address and Google maps to get there.
Mark's middle name
What is Jeffrey
Mark went to this high school
What is Herricks (the hs on the other side of the tracks from Roslyn HS)
Mark fainted during a legal argument in this court
What is the Second Circuit
Universities that Mark's sister's kids went to and are going to and degrees.
Jeremy: Harvard undergrad, Yale Phd. Both in physics.
Rebecca: NYU undergrad, about to start 5 yr cantorial program at JTS
Mark uses this to get to Jen and Steve's house in MV.
What is Google maps and he still usually gets lost.
Mark began elementary school at this kind of school
What is a school for gifted kids (hahahaha)
Mark competed on these two high school teams
What are Mathletes and Bowling
Mark said this to a colleague in an elevator.
What is "When are you due?" to a woman who wasn't pregnant.
Name and age of our grandnephew
Ethan, 2 1/2. Born Jan 1, 2023.
Mark still does not know the location of this in his MV house
What is "Ummmm basically anything: a hammer, a serving spoon, Tupperware, pots and pans, extra dog food, Code Names game"
Mark skipped this grade
What is second grade (Mark blames this for his lack of athletic prowess in high school)
Mark's childhood high school idol was
Who is Johnny Mastropolo. who Mark continues to adulate even after running into him as an adult on the subway, when, in response to Mark's question about what Johnny was up to replied: "I'm in adult diapers" pointing to the wheeled leather bag next to him.
Mark left this in a restaurant in NYC
What is a briefcase with the first highly confidential draft concluding the death of Vince Foster was by suicide vs. the Clintons having him offed
Name of Mark's dad's other two siblings, and factoids about them
Emil: fled to Russia during Holocaust
Judy: lived in Australia, never had kids
Mark does not know who these people are.
What is "Us"? hahahaha