Historical dating app profiles
Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer
Don't cuddle with these animals
Movie endings that are a bit extra
100

Mind if I Interest The In a noggin of mead the call me the bard of Avon but I can be your midsummer nights Dream Hashtag Drama

William Shakespeare

100

I feel like my old self again totally inadequate, completely insecure, Paranoid, Neurotic. It's a pleasure

George
100

These Large Amphibious Reptiles have longer and more pointed snouts than alligators the better to chomp you with my dear

Crocodiles

100

Ben Shouts Elaine's Name from the church balcony, convincing her to run out on her wedding to pursue an uncertain future with him

The Graduate

200

If you like pina coladas and shutting the shackles of capitalism peep my book dust coffee tall and let's escape to a communist utopia

Karl Marx

200

Who's gonna turn down a junior mint it's chocolate, it's peppermint' it's delicious

Kramer

200
The World's Longest venomous Snake is the king one of these it can lift it's head high enough to look you in the eye

King Cobra

200

Thinking He's Killed His Brother, Nicholas leaps off a building but lands on a giant airbag turns out it was all a big ruse

The Game

300

Philly Girl forever you think you're better than me I sewed the first American flag Okay, Maybe I didn't Hashtag Fly Eagles Fly

Betsy Ross

300

If you want to make a person feel better when they sneeze you shouldn't say god bless you you should say you're sooo good looking

Jerry
300
Named for their soft bodies these spineless drifters won't sting you on purpose but all the same steer clear of their tentacles
Jellyfish
300
After Killing the head of the coven, grandpa casually grabs a soda from the fridge and laments how many vampires live in Santa Carla

The Lost Boy

400

German Athiest, Insane Mustache The whole package and I wrote the birth of tragedy swiping left will only make me sexier

Nietzsche

400

Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already die

Elaine

400
The Ascaris Roundworm is one of these organisms that causes harm to it's host--the world also names an oscar-winning film
Parasite
400

Wendy and Danny Escape in a snowcat while Jack Freezes to death in the hedge maze then we see Jack in a photo from 1921 Creepy

The Shining

500

Nurse Night owl dubbed the lady with the lamp because a date with me is lit no hypochondriacs I have Crimean Fever

Florence Nightingale

500
Daily Double



The sea was angry that day my friends like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

George

500
These Large Slow-moving rodents have backs lined with sharp quills--get too close and you might find out for yourself

Porcupine

500

Rose Tosses the Diamond into the sea and then apparently dies in her sleep before reuniting with Jack's Spirit back on the ship

Titanic