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In the recent West Indies vs Australia Test, several players scored half-centuries. For every correct half-century you name, you get 1 points. If you correctly name a player multiple times (for multiple half-centuries), you get 1 points per half-century. But if you name a player who didn’t score a half-century, or claim multiple half-centuries for a player who didn’t have them, you lose 1 points per mistake.

Can you name all the players who made half-centuries in this Test, including how many half-centuries each made?


  • Travis Head (2 half-centuries)

  • Beau Webster (2 half-centuries)

  • Alex Carey (2 half-centuries)

  • Brandon King (1 half-century)

  • Cameron Green (1 half-century)

  • Steve Smith (1 half-century)

1

Razor Ray who loves the sound of his own voice, famously said the quote whilst umpiring a game, "We don't talk to one another like that". Which player was this comment directed at?

Shaun Grigg

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Guess the Player 👤

This forward began his professional career in Switzerland in 2017, then moved to Germany in 2018 to play for a club based in Leipzig. In 2020, he switched to another German club in Berlin. By 2021, he was playing in Spain for a top La Liga team. In January 2023, he joined a Premier League club on loan, with the move becoming permanent later that year. In June 2025, he signed with another Premier League team.

Matheus Cunha

1

Who is commonly known as the biggest "Con Man" in Margaret River? 

Hint: He is a very shady character and will either do you dirty, rob ya or sell you a dud.

Colin Clarke

1

Which came first: the launch of TikTok or the first official AFLX match?

TikTok

TikTok was created on September 2017, while AFLX debuted in early 2018.

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DOUBLE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which English Cricketer has taken the most test cricket hat-tricks?

Hot Potato Question:

Name the top 15 most run scorers in ODI history to have played for Australia. 30 seconds is given to each opponent.



Q1: Stuart Broad

Q2:

Pointing

Gilchrist

Waugh

Clarke

Bevan

Border

Hayden

Jones

Boon

Smith

Watson

Hussey

Finch

Martyn

Symonds

2

In Sam Docherty’s last AFL game, which player took a  Jesaulenko mark on his back?

Calsher Dear

2

Which Premier League team had the best net spend in the 2025 summer transfer window? In other words, which team had the most positive balance through financial earnings from that summer window? (with all their arrivals and departures)

Bournmouth 

2

Who is the most likely amongst the group to be found in the Margaret River public toilets near the bus stop and using the town's local glory hole?

Rhys Wilmott or Jackson Davies is acceptable responses 

2

What is the highest movie ranking according to the IMDB ranking charts? If the movie is not named correctly, then the team with highest rated movie gets the choccies!

The Shawshank Redemption

3

Who invented the switch hit shot in cricket?


In modern times, the shot is usually attributed to Kevin Pietersen.

3

How many Geelong players in the 2025 grand final were wearing headbands? 

7

Guthrie

Oliver

Smith

Stanley

Blicavs

SDK

Dempsey

3

Which is the most recent team to be promoted to the Premier League and later finish in the top six in the following season?

Brighton & Hove Albion 


They were promoted in 2017 and finished 6th in the 2022–23 Premier League season.

3

On the 23rd of November, the echoes of controversy rang loud across the cricket field. Creed Griffiths stood firm, defiant, uttering the now-immortal words, “I’m not fucken moving!” The air was thick with tension, the fabric of the game trembled, and the question lingered: Did he nick it? Amidst the uproar and disbelief, one soul bore the burden of fate.

Who was the umpire, standing tall in the storm, tasked with making the call that shook the game?

Ayden Glover

3

Two contestants (one from each team) will come forward and sit facing each other with their mouths full of water. Each has 30 seconds to tell the funniest story they know about Creed. The goal is to make their opponent laugh and spit out their water. First to spit loses—winner scores a point for their team! If no one laughs, I will decide the funniest story.

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4

Who has been awarded the most orange and purple caps in IPL history?

(HINT: 1 orange cap winner & 3 purple cap winners)



David Warner

Bhuvneshwar Kumar, Dwayne Bravo, and Harshal Patel

4

Name all the homophobic footballers who have been sanctioned by AFL? Points will also be awarded to the team that names the gayest Garry to have ever played the game as well.

Rankine

Graham

Powell

Finlayson

Collard (will award extra if he was named) (copped 6 weeks in the VFL)

Garry award goes to: Mitch Brown

4

Since 2010, which player has scored the most goals in a single Premier League season while playing for a team in their first season after promotion?

Patrick Bamford 

He scored 17 goals for Leeds United in the 2020–21 season.

4

Which outcome do we want in the war between Israel and Palestine? Is it:

A: Israel's god, "Yahweh", to finally take control of what is rightfully his and to destroy these heretic Palestinian rats. He's so sick and he's Jewish.

B: Palestine's god "Dagan" who is lord of the gods. Known to be a bit of a bitch and is actually in the wrong in this war, but people always like an underdog story. He's pretty much St Thomas More's Caritas.

C: Peace **Yawn** 

C

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The annual school-mining-company charity Nitroball match at Dirtwater Rec was supposed to be a safe, inclusive event. Tully, the supervising PE teacher, was hyperfocused on keeping the game competitive — whistling aggressively any time a student tried to check the emergency sirens echoing from the nearby mine site. Creed, the Media teacher on duty, was more concerned about capturing “dramatic action shots” than the evacuation instructions printed on the back of his lanyard.

Meanwhile, Jadon, the project manager, was proudly telling staff that today’s nearby mine blast was “completely routine” because the paperwork looked correct. West, the mine surveyor, had flagged a safety boundary — but later admitted he may have mixed up metres and feet.

Kuppo, a disability support worker, had brought a small group of clients to watch the match. He positioned their accessible seating right near what he thought was a shady viewing area, unaware it was very close to West’s blast exclusion line. When the first minor tremor shook the ground, Kuppo’s clients became distressed and one wheelchair tipped when the ground shifted — resulting in a serious injury before help could reach them.

At the same moment, Rhys was blocking vehicle access to the disabled drop-off zone, trying to enforce his latest “premium parking upgrade” idea. Emergency responders later reported that this delayed first aid.

And then… footage showed Jackson, the mine’s toilet cleaner, casually wheeling a portable toilet backwards while scrolling on his phone. He somehow didn’t notice that the toilet rolled over a clearly marked cable that ran toward the blasting site. The cable pulled tight, tore from its anchor, and — according to engineers — that tension contributed to the blast triggering off-sequence, causing debris to fly further than planned and directly into the area where Kuppo’s group was located.

Afterwards, everyone blamed everyone else:

  • Tully claimed the sirens were “optional warnings.”

  • Creed swore he didn’t hear them because he was editing slow-mo footage.

  • Rhys argued emergency vehicles should also pay for parking.

  • West said he “can’t be expected to convert measurement units under pressure.”

  • Jadon insisted the paperwork understood itself.

  • Jackson said he “just moves toilets, not important cables.”

It took days before investigators connected all the dots.

Based on this scenario, who is MOST legally responsible for the Nitroball disaster — and why?

Tully decides the best answer

5

In 2018, during the infamous Sandpaper Scandal when the Australian cricket team was caught cheating, who was the team’s shirt sponsor at the time?

Quantas 

5

Name all the AFL goal kickers in season 2025 of African descent. Think you know someone else? You’re wrong—I’ve done my research. Who are they?

Buka Khamis, Joel Amartey, Esava Ratugolea, Aliir Aliir, Changkuoth Jiath, Mabior Chol, Mac Andrew, Michael Frederick, Luamon Lual

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Hot Potato Question:

Name as many clubs as you can from the 2025/26 EFL Championship season. You have 30 seconds — pass the hot potato after each answer!


  • Birmingham City

  • Blackburn Rovers

  • Bristol City

  • Charlton Athletic

  • Coventry City

  • Derby County

  • Hull City

  • Ipswich Town

  • Leicester City

  • Middlesbrough

  • Millwall

  • Norwich City

  • Oxford United

  • Portsmouth

  • Preston North End

  • Queens Park Rangers

  • Sheffield United

  • Sheffield Wednesday

  • Southampton

  • Stoke City

  • Swansea City

  • Watford

  • West Bromwich Albion

  • Wrexham

5

Who was the first openly gay cricketer?

Steven Davies 

Rhys Willmont is also an acceptable answer

5

Starting with the 2025 season and working backwards, name the AFL Premiership winners for each year. Each team will write their answer for the year I call out on their board. When I say 'show me,' both teams will reveal their answers. The first team to get a year wrong will forfeit that round, and the other team will score the points.

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