Starts with E, Ends with E, and has E in the Middle
This is another name for an ambulance. No, it doesn't stand for Effort Value or Electric Vacuum.
What is Ambulanz? (-200 if you said Emergency Vehicle)
This is the number of times I've been to your mom's house since the beginning of 2025.
What is 0? (She always comes over to mine)
2025's Favorite Daughter goes to McDonald's to take on this famed fast food delicacy.
What is Lorde of the Fries?
Matthew once drank two of these in one day to get through one of Erik's classes. To this day, not sure how my heart didn't explode.
What are Bang Energy Drinks?
This is Sydnie's first language.
What is English?
You might get this answer by adding a letter to one of the Great Lakes. I have an ominous feeling you'll get this wrong.
What is Esuperiore? (-400 if you said Eerie)
The number of times Erik has talked about Baruch Spinoza in class.
What is Infinity? (He'll never stop)
You might think I'm babbling on about this novel about Liesl's cunning thievery. Don't worry, this clue will help water it down for you.
What is The Brook Thief?
What is The Real Slim Shady?
This was the very first Band NameTM we created, inspired by real events from a game of True American.
What is Milly Rocking in the Kitchen?
Just under 25% of men have this type of dysfunction, which is totally a normal thing that happens to everyone at least once, and it's probably because I drank a lot last night, and I'm on new medications, and I'm pretty tired, honestly, so it's really not a big deal.
What is Depression? (-600 if you said Erectile)
The month I was born multiplied by the day I was born divided by the number of times I've been to Colorado.
What is 20? (10 x 2 / 1)
Gabby's positional softball talent comes in handy when she meets this Jew-ish teacher. Don't worry, you can still bake your bread later.
What is The Catcher and The Rabbi?
Ketchup and paint are examples of this substance, which was the subject of the greatest debate in the history of mankind. No, I'm not Laffing.
What is a Non-Newtonian Fluid?
If a newborn who can't yet speak is stupid, this is what you would consider a slightly older child who also cannot talk.
What is Infantitely Worse?
Matthew has been called this many times. This 9-letter synonym for over-the-top and in abundance would look great on an extra small t-shirt.
What is Dumbidiot? (-800 if you said Excessive)
It's a crossover episode! This is the number of neurons a human brain is estimated to have.
What is 86-100 Billion?
This is the temperature you set your oven to for baking chocolate chip zucchini bread.
What is Fahrenheit 350?
What Gabby, Matthew, Doug, and Erik dressed up as for Halloween 2021.
What are Sadness, Erik, Covid, and Robin Hood?
Help, I can't pee! This is the missing piece from the classic triad of Reiter's Syndrome (Reactive Arthritis). You already know Arthritis and Urethritis.
What is Conjunctivitis?
Everything and All At Once may feel lost without this key location. It also happens to be where you would find me—such as in your closet, walls, bathroom, etc—and truly showcases my omnipresence.
What is Everywhere?
The distance from the mound to home plate in regulation softball in centimeters.
What is 1310.64?
Gabrielle, shortly, becomes angered in her quest for Daisy's love. You might say this to others as you're assigning a Goodreads star value to her, as well.
What is The Irate Gabby?
This sodium/potassium pump inhibitor actually comes from the African crested rat or the Strophanthus gratus plant, and not spiders or scorpions as we had thought.
What is Ouabain?
What is Your Mom?