Memory Lane
1st Overall JAGs
Mike
KIXers
Names
100

She was the name of the bot that played during the first season 

She was also a pretty great wrestler

Chyna

100

EEE (Drew)

Ezekiel Elijah Elliott

100

He was Mike's first ever pick in the Crapzor League. 

Tony Gonzalez

100

This former Texans punter played for the Brahmas and the Aggies. 

Shane Lechler

100

A-Lowe Shitshow

Amber

200

These two current Crapzor members have the worst average finishing position. (name 1)

Lane or Amber

200

JAC (Kellner and Jag)

Ja'Maar Anthony Chase

200

This injury-plagued player was the last "Mike/Michael" drafted in the top of the Crapzor Draft (by Matt in 2020). 

Michael Thomas

200

This Longhorn kicker (with an apparent Deshaun Watson kink) has only been on one champion roster - Eric's in 2012.

Justin Tucker

200

Highway to the Neutral Zone

Kix

300

They are one of the 3 no-time champions of the Crapzor League. 

Kix, Kevin, and Amber

300

SRQB (adam)

Saquon Rasul Quevis Barkley

300

This WR product of Texas Tech helped Jag win his 2nd Crapzor trophy in 2017. 

Michael Crabtree

300

Lane rode this Polish-born Raiders kicker to Crapzor glory in 2016

Sebastian Janikowski

300

The Holocaust Deniers

Adam

400

Name 3 of the former Crapzor league members who left or have been kicked out. 

Jonathon, Jimmy, Noel, Pitz, Brandon

400

TJG II (Mike)

Todd Gurley II

400

Michael Strahan sacked Brett Farve in 2001 to set the single season sack record at this (half) number. 

22.5

400

Matt Dodge punted the ball to this Eagles player who returned it for a TD in the "New Miracle at the Meadowlands". 

DeSean Jackson

400

Kevin's Crevice

Drew

500

This RB had the highest single fantasy score in the modern era (and he was the first ever pick in ESPN Crapzor). 

Clinton Portis 

500

ACR (Joe)

Aaron Charles Rodgers

500

This is Mike's middle name. 

Dean

500

Within 5, how many letters does the Texans' kicker have in his full name? 

56

500

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