Who Said It?
This person said "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."
Who is Gordon B Hinkley?
I, I just woke up from a dream
What is "Where you and I had to say goodbye"?
April 6, 1830
When was the church formed?
This leader committed the cardinal sin of asking a woman if she was pregnant...she was not?
Who is Bro Harrell?
As you wish!
What is the Princess Bride?
This prophet said "The joy we feel has little to do with the circumstances of our lives and everything to do with the focus of our lives."
Who is Russell M Nelson?
We're goin' up, up, up
What is "It's our moment"?
Spring 1820
When was the first vision?
This leader fell flat on their face during a baptism.
Who is Sis Benitez?
Does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?
What is the Barbie Movie?
This prophet said "A religion that does not require the sacrifice of all things never has power sufficient to produce the faith necessary to lead unto life and salvation."
Who is Joseph Smith?
Oh, I tell ya, I know I've got enough
I've got peace, and I've got love
But I'm up at night thinkin
What is "I just might lose it all"?
Sept 22, 1827
When did Joseph Smith receive the gold plates?
This leader dropped to the floor when they thought their car was towed.
Who is Sis Bennion?
They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four.
What is Napoleon Dynamite?
This person said "The most important work you will ever do will be in the walls of our own homes."
Who is Harold B Lee?
Crash the party like a record scratch as I scream
What is "Who's afraid of little old me?"
May 15, 1829
When was the Aaronic Priesthood restored?
This leader got thumped on their head by their 3rd grade teacher in front of the whole class.
Who is Sis Porter?
Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE!
What is Nacho Libre?
This person said "A good man is a good man, whether in this church or out of it."
Who is Brigham Young?
Take it to the floor now, ooh
What is "hoops, spurs, boots"?
Feb 27, 1833
When was the revelation on the Word of Wisdom given?
This leader fell flat on their face on the street and spent 5 hours in an ER in Rome
Who is Sis Robinson?
What you've said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
What is Billy Madison?