Airplanes
What has a nose and flies but can’t smell?
An Airplane!
Where do Math Teachers go on Vacation?
Times Square
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the suitcase go to therapy?
Because it had too much baggage
What's a Traveler's favorite game?
Chase the sunset!
Why did the airplane get sent to its room?
Because it had a bad altitude!
How do mountains see?
They Peak!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What did one suitcase say to the other?
We make a great pair!
What do you call a race between two Travel Advisors?
A chase for the best itinerary!
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
Put me in coach!
What is the fastest country in the world?
Rush-a!
Why did the employee bring string to work?
To tie up loose ends!
Why did the luggage get a promotion?
Because it always carried its weight!
What do you call a travel Advisor who’s always on the run?
A Chase Manager
What do you call it when you’re sick of being in the airport?
Terminal Illness
Where do pianist go for vacation?
Florida Keys!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Why was the luggage always calm?
Because it knew how to handle pressure!
Why did the backpacker run through the airport?
Because they were chasing their flight!
What did the airplane say to the airport?
“I’m ready for takeoff, but I need a runway first!”
What rock group has 4 men that can’t sing?
Mount Rushmore!
Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?
Because they wanted to climb the corporate ladder!
What’s a suitcase’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal, because it loves to rock and roll!
What did the Travel Advisor say to the couple planning their honeymoon?
“Get ready for the ultimate chase of love and adventure!”