Founding Fathers Funnies
This founding father wanted America's national bird to be the turkey, saying it would "not hesitate to attack a grenadier of British guards."
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
The author of the book of Acts.
Who is Luke?
Iocane powder comes from this country.
What is Australia?
In this chapter of Belle's book, the Princess discovers who Prince Charming is.
What is chapter three?
No one is more terrified of these creepy crawlies than coders.
What are bugs?
This founding father loved macaroni and cheese so much, that we have a recipe for it written in his own hand.
Who is Thomas Jefferson?
The city Dorcas (also know as Tabitha) lived in.
What is Joppa?
This classic American song is the first melody heard in The Princess Bride.
What is 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game'?
Fill in the sentence, "the rose will bloom until his --- birthday."
What is his "21st birthday"?
This programming language was named after a type of coffee from Indonesia.
What is Java?
This founding father shared a term in the white house with his dog named 'Satan'.
Who is John Adams?
The NT evangelist whose four daughters prophesied.
Who is Philip?
This was the name of the original 'Dread Pirate Roberts', and also of something worn at weddings.
What is Cummerbund?
This Belgian draft horse is Belle's loyal horse.
Who is Phillipe?
This coding language shares its name with a giant snake.
What is Python?
This founding father had more than 30 dogs, including, Madame Moose, Countess, Maiden, Lady, Dutchess, Drunkard, Truelove, Mopsy, Pilot, Musick, Lawlor, Stately, Jupiter, Vulcan, and Sweetlips.
Who is George Washington?
Elijah once beat this in a foot race.
What is a carriage?
This snack is seen by the grandson's bed.
What is Cheetos?
This is the name of the group of women ooh and ahh over Gaston.
Who are the Bimbettes?
This open-source operating system, was named for a short poetry form, but unlike the poetry form it has more than three lines.
What is Haiku?
This founding father said, "There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair."
Who is Alexander Hamilton?
The King of Israel recognized by his driving skills, and said to "drive like a madman".
Who is Jehu?
This actress plays Miracle Max's witch—I mean wife.
Who is Carol Kane?
This actress played Belle, but her talent doesn't stop with singing and acting. She is also an artist.
Who is Paige O'Hara?
This popular operating system, launched in 1991, has its own mascot named Tux the penguin.
What is Linux?