RELIGION
Some say 2 thieves who died beside him were named Dismas & Gestas
Who is Jesus?
Of 20 million, 35 million or 90 million, estimated number of dogs in America
What is 90 million?
"...in a one horse open sleigh.
O'er the fields we go..."
What is "Jingle Bells"?
5/3 is an improper one
What is a fraction?
"Arise, then discover an aroma of java"
What is "Wake up and smell the coffee"?
House of worship where you'd find an imam leading the people in prayer
What is a mosque?
The term for neutering a female dog or cat
What is spaying?
"He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake..."
What is "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"?
A must for a European vacation, Chevy Chase could apply for 1 at a designated post office
What is a passport?
"Similar to absconding with the sweets of one tot"
What is "Like taking candy from a baby"?
Most of the people in Burma, Sri Lanka & Laos are followers of this religion
What is Buddhism?
While the tramp in "Lady & the Tramp" was a mongrel, Lady was this breed
What is a cocker spaniel?
"Come, they told me...pa rum pum pum pum
Named for a 19th century English artillery officer, it's a term for mine or shell fragments
What is shrapnel?
"After suffering a single chomp, doubly bashful"
What is "Once bitten, twice shy"?
1st published in Palmyra, N.Y. in 1830, this book was reportedly translated from golden plates
What is the Book of Mormon?
A female cat that can be used for breeding is referred to as this
What is a queen?
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen..."
What is "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"?
According to a Eugene O'Neill play title, this "Becomes Electra"
What is Mourning?
"Beelzebub coerced my actions in said regard"
What is "The Devil made me do it"?
This religion was founded by Guru Nanak, a Hindu teacher
What is Sikhism?
Hair on the back ridge of this dog, bred to hunt lions in Africa, grows the opposite way to its coat
What is the Rhodesian Ridgeback?
"I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true"
What is "All I Want for Christmas Is You"?
From Spanish for "courtroom", it's slang for jail
What is hoosegow?
"Every turnpike ends in the seven-hilled city"
What is "All roads lead to Rome"?