This planet is the hottest in the solar system — basically the drama queen who always needs the spotlight.
What is Venus
This green little dude from Star Wars is tiny, adorable, and could out-cute any femboy on the planet.
Who is Baby Yoda / Grogu
This long, yellow fruit is slightly curved, a little too familiar in shape, and absolutely the number one prop for any chaotic femboy trying to make the room blush.
What is a banana?
This country is shaped like a boot, meaning it’s literally serving leg-day couture on the map.
What is Italy?
This rugged archaeologist wears a fedora, cracks a whip, and made half the world discover they like scruffy men.
Who is Indiana Jones / Harrison Ford?
This musical instrument has black and white keys and loves to be dramatic during emotional anime scenes.
What is a piano
This Netflix show features teens fighting upside-down monsters while serving 80s nostalgia realness.
What is Stranger Things
This drink is made from roasted beans and keeps femboys awake for their 3AM Discord calls.
What is coffee?
This country has kangaroos, giant spiders, and accents that automatically raise your charisma stat.
What is Australia?
This Marvel hero swings through New York with acrobatic twink energy and a skin-tight suit that raised eyebrows.
Who is Spider-Man / (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, or Tom Holland)?
This place is both a continent and a country — multitasking queen.
What is Australia?
This Pokémon literally says its own name and is pink, round, and built like a squishy twink.
Who is Jigglypuff?
This red soda brand is bubbly, iconic, and sweet enough to make even a twink giggle after one sip.
What is Coca-Cola?
This mountain is the tallest on Earth, towering over everyone like the stoic, silent zaddy of geography.
What is Mount Everest?
This pirate captain is chaotic, eyelinered, and had no business being that attractive while drunk 90% of the time.
Who is Captain Jack Sparrow / Johnny Depp?
This big body of water is basically the oceanic equivalent of a thicc femboy — the largest of them all.
What is the Pacific Ocean?
This cartoon family lives in Springfield and has been on TV longer than most femboys have been alive.
What is The Simpsons?
This veggie makes you cry just by being near it — a true diva who brings drama without even trying.
What is onion?
This river in Egypt is so long it puts every other river to shame — total overachiever energy.
What is the Nile?
This brooding vampire walked into high school biology class and made everyone rethink pale men forever.
Who is Edward Cullen / Robert Pattinson?
This animal is the biggest in the world and could swallow a femboy whole (lovingly)
What is the blue whale?
This Disney villain has purple flames for hair and reads like the sassiest man alive.
Who is Hades?
This long, purple fruit looks like it came straight out of a suggestive emoji pack, you know the one.
What is Eggplant
This enormous South American rainforest is lush, green, dramatic, and home to creatures gayer than half of Los Angeles.
What is the Amazon Rainforest?
This mutant with claws, sideburns, and daddy-level growling needed NO business being that fine in every X-Men movie.
Who is Wolverine / Hugh Jackman?