Comrade or Ayatollah?
Nour Eid
Local Heroes
Zahraa and Joey: True Love Story
Jokes and riddles
100

“Aleksey Tolstoy is a very good writer, and he has produced excellent novels. He was one of the pro-revolutionary writers of Russia.”

Who is Ayatollah (Ali Khamenei)?

100

Nour Eid uses Instagram for this purpose.

Arguing in the comments

100

This diva makes rare public appearances (hint: we all love her)

Madina Farhat
100

When Joey is having a bad day, he tells Zahraa this.

“I’m on my deriod”

100

What is a building full of Iraqis called?

Jail

200

"Allah himself would not understand how our revolution could have succeeded if "its chief instrument" proved to be useless."

Who is comrade (Joseph Stalin)?

200

If Nour Eid had a daughter, she would name her this.

Ali

200

He is an American patriot 🇺🇸

Hass Cash

200

Zahraa and Joey infamously cooked this together on a date

big bowl of chili

200

Begins with a J and was born with teeth

Joey

300

“Marxist theory, and argumentative materialism, which is a certain philosophy of life and a materialistic comprehension of it according to the dialectical method.”

Who is Ayatollah (Muhammad Baqir al-Sadr)?

300

What exactly is her job at Bakri?

N/A

300

What does Khadija start her day off with?

Black coffee and a vape

300

What is Joey always doing on his phone?

Sopranos subreddit

300

What is one unique feature that me and my sisters were all born with?

Mustaches

400

"Allah alone knows from what source Bogdanov took this reference.”

Who is comrade (Vladimir Lenin)?

400

What is her former pet squirrel’s name?

Joséph

400

Sueha’s biggest admirer

The short guy who is always at Gateaux

400

What did my mom used to think Joey’s name was?

George Orlando

400

Do not bite her if you have a peanut allergy

Aasia

500

"Allah himself would not understand how our revolution could have succeeded if "its chief instrument" proved to be useless."

Who is comrade (Joseph Stalin)?

500

Gave her an uncurable ear ulcer. 

What is 7000 hijab caps?

500
Once during a party Zahraa had, what did my mom do the whole time?

Stand in the corner and watch us

500

Before Joey and Zahraa got married, what dua did she say during Ramadan?

That he would spend next Ramadan with her family awwwww

500

Always present in moments of joy and laughter

Zeinab’s forehead vein