Games
Adam Sandler Mom
Turkey Day facts
Dad Jokes
Slang Body Parts
100

Take this class in Middle School or go to Gary's jobsite and learn it on the job.  Learn the language and shout out this word when you are running so low you're almost out

UNO

100

don't fall asleep or you're forget your in LUV!

50 first dates

100

What state was 1st turkey day held in.  You have to spell the state

Massachusetts

100

what do you call a dressed up fish wearing a botie

sofishticated 

100

If its raining its wet, if its windy its swinging, if you can’t see it its dark.  (hint. Look up when on vacation on a tropical island)

coconuts 

200
A game for Royalty and smart people.  you gotta be couple moves ahead to be a master.

Chess

200

buddies come together to pay respect to their old coach who passed, but stayed for the rope sing and waterpark

Grownups

200

This is a flower...so big and pretty.  Take away the hottest planet in the universe and add the month Patrick was born.  

now you got the name of the vessel the pilgrims used. 

Mayflower

200

a woman with one legs name

ilean 

200

In this Halloween movie these volumptous parts on a crush are called

yaboos 

300

  Climb a mountain you say...with a rod you say...some didn't believe...BUT he did!

Go Fish

300

Trick or Treat.  I'm a weird safety officer on streets of Salem

Hubie Halloween

300

If Isla was born 100 years ago and rode her horse to the salon she would have meet a _____

Simba was a _______

name the two teams that play every Turkey day

Cowboys and  Lions 

300

whats orange and sounds like a parrot

a corrot

300

Girl…you bum be Thick.

Guat

400

buy a hotel, buy a house, go to Jail! PAss Go!  This game can go on forever.  

Monopoly

400

You are very very sneaky

Mr. Deeds

400

Jesus thats a lot of turkey.  How many turkeys get their heads chopped off and eaten each year by Americans on Turkey day. 

46 Million

400

what do you call cheese thtas not yours

Nacho (Notchya) Cheese

400

Think 4th of July cook out.  you can grill them, you can microwave them.  Oscar myer….

Weenie 

500

Tuesdays are a day lot of people eat them

Karen's have them as pets

These suckers will eat anything, fall asleep and tip over and climb any mountain.

Put this on pizza, in your eggs or on your pasta

Dad cooks like 100 of these in garage each winter

TAco Cat Goat Cheeze Pizza

500

He runs a Hotel with some pretty scray buddies

Hotel Transylvania 

500

They are ugly bastards just gobbling around.  what is that ugly red thing hanging from their necks called!

Wattle

500

6    7 !!!! Lets go!  why is 6 afraid of 7.

because 7 ate 9 

500

Going to the beach.  Girls and Boys can both show these off.  When the suns out the

Guns out