Lyrics... But if Google Translate Wrote Them
Your aunt asked me if I'm finally getting a girlfriend. I told her: absolutely not
Titi Me Pregunto
In which album era, did Bad Bunny post the iconic shower selfie?
YHLQMDLG era
He once worked at a grocery store deli slicing ham.
TRUE
What was the name of his long-term, pre-fame girlfriend?
Gabriela
I behave nicely... but only if you look at me the right way
Me Porto Bonito
Which article of clothing does he constantly lose on stage?
His shirt. (we should respect that)
His stage name came from dressing as a sexy bunny at a school play.
False! It came from a picture where we looked mad in bunny ears years ago. Not sexy, yet......
What instrument did she play on stage for him?
Vibraslap and vocals (we love a multitasking baddie)
I dance by myself. Please stop trying to breathe on me.
Yo Perreo Sola
What viral moment caused everyone to rewatch the same video (at least) 15 times?
Calvin Klein ad (duh)
He once wrestled in WWE and won.
True! Side quest during this time were very interesting....
Which celebrity did everyone think he was dating based on viral paparazzi pictures (which was later confirmed to be true)?
Kendall Jenner (the dark ages)
Today I don't want to text, I want the real thing. No batteries required.
Callaita
Which one of his music videos have I (and probably the rest of the world) paused multiple times throughout to zoom in?
Me Porto Bonito (will share for research purposes)
He has a college degree in sound engineering.
False. He studied communications before his rise to fame! We love an educated king
What iconic quote did he post about their situationship (referencing the $800 question)?
Yo hago lo que me da la gana (I do whatever I want)
If I catch you... you're not going to church tomorrow.
Safaera
Has Benito ever posted a photo and/or video that has required medical attention?
Calvin Klein ad..... that's all I have to say.
Medical records unavailable. (I watched it again for scientific purposes obviously)
Riots ensued as a result of the free Puerto Rico concerts. Most were him on top of a roof performing, solo and/or with others.
True. The streets were absolutely packed and I've never been more jealous
True or False: Gabriela made appearances in his album music videos following their break-up.
TRUEEEEEE!!! she ate up every cameo (im still rooting for benito and gabriela to be end game she was so fine)