Definitely a Christmas Movie
"Now I have a machine gun ho-ho-ho"
Die Hard
Another cybersecurity client, at what point do we need to check ourselves?
Check Point
When it's cold out in Denver, Scoots wears this kind of sturdy footwear.
Scoots' boots
The retailer that hosts the famous Thanksgiving Day Parade
Macy's
Tell a lie, for if Rick committed this on the stand in court our hero could get 1 to 4 years in the slammer & a $5,000 fine
Perjury
In this 2003 movie, we learned "They tried using gnomes & trolls, but the gnomes drank too much"
Elf
The spendthrifts who hired Keanu Reeves for last year's campaign
Palo Alto Networks
Maggie goes to a costume party as this lovable Scooby Doo character.
Maggie is Shaggy
One lucky turkey receives this from the White House and gets to live another day
The presidential pardon
Say goodbye, mimicking this woman who quit as Vogue's editor-in-chief in 2025 but kept control of the magazine
Anna Wintour
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals"
Home Alone
Never tell me the odds on rolling out a rebrand across both sides of the Atlantic
Veriforce
Nick goes on a nature walk in a rural area and becomes covered in these bloodsucking insects. Nick has...
Nick has ticks
What the special marathon you run on Thanksgiving Day is called
Turkey trot
Make you cry, so Mr. A. wouldn't take you to this Pixar film; you won't get through the montage of Ellie & Carl's lifelong love
Up
The tagline to this 1996 Christmas comedy with Arnold Schwarzenegger was "Two dads, one toy, no prisoners"
Jingle All The Way
The telecom giant that provides Emily with cell service + complimentary Netflix
T-mobile
Josh decides to upgrade his dishwasher and buys this luxury German brand.
Josh gets a Bosch
Toast, popcorn, and jelly beans are what this character and his friends eat at their Thanksgiving feast
Charlie Brown
Hurt you, certainly not with this stretching device such as the "Duke of Exeter's Daughter" in the Tower of London
The rack
It's all in the cards in this movie: "Just because it's Christmas... (and at Christmas you tell the truth)... to me, you are perfect"
Love Actually
This client needs tmp's help navigating which direction to take their marketing
Compass
Ryan gets his children this exotic feline as a pet
Ryan adopts a lion
Fire departments strongly warn against cooking your turkey this way, where you submerge it in hot oil
Deep frying
Give you up, like this place ceded to Britain by China in 1842 that became a crown colony
Hong Kong