World records
Sultan Kosen - Tallest living person of 2025
8ft2
Mario
Japan
A story from the bible about a man who lost everything but kept his faith in God
Jobe
"Tarts don't even earn a drink"
Tyler
Afshin Ghazerzadh - Shortest living person of 2025
2ft1
Tetris
Russia
The man whose wife was famously murdered by the Manson family cult
Roman
"I have no self control and don't know when to go home"
Lilly
Flossie - Oldest living cat
29
Legend of Zelda
Japan
The football manager who was knighted on July 20th, 1999
Alex
"Wearing the tighest Ralph so I can pull a nitty bird"
Rob
Reggie - Tallest living dog
3ft3 on all fours
7ft4 on back legs
The Sims
USA
Popular fashion designer famous for many a perfume
Chanelle (Chanel)
"The next number I outbound call will be suicide prevention if I can't get through to anyone"
Sheffield (aha x)
Nicu Bocancea - Most flowers used to make a dress
5000
Minecraft
Sweden
Pink haired love interest of Scott Pilgrim
Ramona
"You know it's getting desperate when I have 11 calls lined up for 3:30 in my calendar"
Tom