Christmas Jokes
American actor and cultural icon who has starred in films for over seven decades. He's known for his roles as Han Solo in Star Wars and Indiana Jones in Steven Spielberg's adventure films.
harrison ford
Who was the only one of the six main characters on "Friends" to not get married at any time on the show?
joey
Spiced, often cut into figures and decorated. maybe into a house or a man.
gingerbread
Which popular Christmas beverage is also called “milk punch?”
eggnog
Santa Pause.
an American actor, director, producer, and Pentecostal minister. He first appeared in the 1981 film Carbon Copy and found his breakthrough role as Dr. Philip Chandler on the medical drama St. Elsewhere. known for major movies like the equalizer and malcolm x
denzel washington
On the hit show "Seinfeld" what was Kramer's first name?
Cosmo
a type of cookie made with flour, fat, sugar, and salt, and rolled in cinnamon sugar.
snickerdoodle
What are the two most popular names for Santa Claus?
Kris Kringle and Saint Nick
Water.
a retired American actor, producer, and musician who has appeared in over 100 films. He became an action hero for his role as John McClane in the Die Hard franchise. His career began in television in the 1980s
bruce willis
In the 1960s TV series "Flipper" what kind of animal is Flipper?
dolphin
Twice-baked Italian cookies, great for dipping. They are often enjoyed by dipping them in coffee, tea, or sweet wine
biscotti
In Home Alone, where are the McCallisters going on vacation when they leave Kevin behind?
paris
Cari-boo!
an American actor and philanthropist. He's best known for his role as Sam Malone on the NBC sitcom Cheers, which earned him two Golden Globes and two Primetime Emmys. He's also received Emmy nominations for his roles in The Good Place and Damages.
ted danson
Who is the assistant to Mr. Burns in "The Simpsons?"
Waylon SMithers JR
delicate, airy, crisp-on-the-outside, melt-in-your-mouth treats made primarily from whipped egg whites and sugar, stabilized with a little cream of tartar or acid (like lemon juice) and flavored with vanilla. They're baked at a low temperature, essentially dehydrating them into a light, sweet confection, often piped into decorative shapes
meringue
In Charles Dickens’s A Christmas Carol, what was the first name of Scrooge?
Ebenezer
A cookie sheet!
an American actor, writer, producer, television director and former football player. He is best known for playing the lead role of Leroy Jethro Gibbs on NCIS.
mark harmon
"Come On Get Happy" was the theme song of what show?
The partridge family
classic, buttery shortbread-style cookies with a signature indent in the center, traditionally filled with jam (like raspberry or apricot), but also adapted with caramel, chocolate, or even a Hershey's Kiss
thumbprint cookies
What is the name of Rudolph’s girlfriend?
clarice