These People are Adults?
I lost all but one child, and most of those were abortions.
Who is Ashly?
Who always wants a carton of smokes?
Who is Mom?
This hobby involves telling different versions of the same story, depending on the audience.
What is lying?
This person lies and sucks their teeth (real or fake), their most obvious qualities.
Who is Ashly?
"I love when you make *blank*!"
What is Cornbread?
I lost some of my children to my other children.
Who is Mom?
She's openly admitted to hating every gift she has ever received and can't bear to open another one.
Who is Mumzie?
This hobby was chosen instead of stability or keeping your kids.
What is drugs?
This person yells the first thing they think of when they're angry, whether its logical or not.
Who is George?
"Mean mean Jecca Jean, sitting in a house with a *blank*!"
What is Jelly Bean?
"You can sleep on a piece of towel".
Who is George?
Makenzy gets these every year from her in-laws.
What are gross hot sauces?
This hobby supersedes buying your children food or menstrual products.
What is drinking?
There coping mechanism is brown-nosing
Who is Daycee?
Boof or Muffin are also acceptable
Ashly "Spell Check" *Blank*
What is Santiago?
This person drinks when they're pregnant, but that's okay because they're wearing leather leggings so that makes it classy.
Who is Leah?
She saw it on tiktok, but it was for goats.
Who is Daycee?
This hobby includes only getting help for your addiction because you have literally no other choice.
What is eviction?
Their coping mechanism is wine and being better than everyone.
Who is Mumzie?
Leah is also acceptable.
"Do you want to be my *blank* or not!?"
What is cousin?
"I'm An ArMy RaNgEr!"
Who is Matt?
This educational program was given from one adult to another as a "thoughtful" Christmas gift.
What is "Hooked on Phonics"?
This hobby includes state agencies.
What is losing custody of your kids?
This person avoids everything and remembers nothing.
Who is Makenzy?
"That'll go over like fart on *blank*"
What is wind?