It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Calculus
A snowman is typically built by stacking several of this 3-dimensional on top of one another.
What is a sphere?
Question #1
What are Icicles?
Who is Tristan Jarry?
This is the number of individuals that currently make up the ualbaddies 🐻💛💚 groupchat.
What is 8?
"Mistletoe hung where you can see/Every couple tries to stop"
What is Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree?
The derivative of a constant is always this number.
What is 0?
Question #2
What is Toboggan?
This animal is the inspiration behind the Edmonton Oilers' mascot Hunter.
What is a lynx?
This "trigger word" commonly arises as a source of contention when discussing the Calgary Walmart phone call incident of 2025.
What is petty?
"Well, it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth/The minor fall and the major lift"
What is Hallelujah?
Suppose Lorenzo is hired as Santa's elf and can wrap 3 presents per minute. The answer to this question is the number of presents Lorenzo can wrap in 20 minutes.
What is 60 presents?
Question #3
What is Merriment?
This NHL team faced off against the Oilers twice in the month of December, losing 5-1 to the Oilers on December 27 and snagging a 3-2 win on December 27.
Who are the Calgary Flames?
This ualbaddie member said the following quote:
"Don’t flirt with me bc the only difference between me and your stud coworker is I don’t play 😂"
Who is Tariro?
"Face on a lover with a fire in his heart/A man undercover but you tore him apart"
What is Last Christmas?
If f(x)=5x^2 + 3, then this is its derivative.
What is 10x?
Question #4
What is Bethlehem?
In the past two NHL playoffs, the Edmonton Oilers did not face off against this western conference team
a) Las Vegas Golden Knights
b) Dallas Stars
c) Winnipeg Jets
d) Vancouver Canucks
What are the Winnipeg Jets?
This ualbaddie member had the following to say in the aftermath of the pyjama kerfuffle:
"I felt like I put you in a pickle jar w/ my disagreement and it could’ve been sunshine and rainbows but now you’re stuck in a pickle"
Who is Armaan?
"This evening has been/So very nice/I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice"
What is Baby It's Cold Outside?
A christmas tree is shaped like an isosceles triangle. If the top angle is 30 degrees, then this is the measure of the other two angles.
What is 60 degrees?
Question #5
What is a Poinsettia?
This Edmonton Oilers skater averaged the highest amount of ice time per game in the month of December with 25:03 mins per game.
Who is Evan Bouchard?
Fill in the missing lines to the chorus of the pop song Tangerine:
Tangerine you're gone
But you're scent stuck around
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What is:
I don't hear your voice
And the silence is so loud
"Who will catch your tears if you can't catch me darlin'?/If you can't catch me, darlin'?"
What is Snowman?