Mama mo
Nagpapabili ng isang yelo ang nanay mo at binigyan ka nya ng tatlong piso. Ang presyo ng yelo sa tindahan ay P1.50. Magkano ang sukli sa iyo ng tindera?
50 cents
What is seen once in a moment twice in a lifetime and never in a thousand years
What can be broken but never held?
A promise
What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
Merong mag ama na sumakay sa kotse at na aksidente sa highway. Patay ang tatay at yung anak sinugod sa ospital, malubha. Pagdating sa emergency room ng hospital, sabi ng doctor, anak ko to ah! Pano nangyari yun?
Nanay niya ang doktor
What month has 28 days?
All 12 months
What goes up but never ever comes down?
Your age
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A widow
What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
May tatlong nanay naligo sa ulan pero hindi nabasa ang kanilang buhok. Bakit di nabasa ang buhok?
Kasi kalbo sila.
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will get the banana first?
None, coconut trees don’t grow bananas.
Anong mas malaki, buwan o araw?
Buwan, kasi my 31, 30 o 29 na araw sa isang buwan.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
an envelope
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footprints
May P20 ka sa bulsa, apat na limang piso. Bumili ka ng candy na halagang P12, magkano ang magiging sukli mo sa tindera?
P3.00 ang sukli.
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
Advice
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.