Things Pastors Say
Popular Programs
Board Behaviours
Stewardship
& Hospitality
Committees
are Cool
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The metaphor Pastor Monica uses to describe Church activities in 2025

What is portaging?

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The Spring 2025 ESG Presentation was titled this.

What is “By Starlight: A Fantasy in the Time of the Kings”?

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In 2025, The Board approved these two accessibility upgrades.

What are Washroom Improvements and a Chair Lift?

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This type of invasion was triggered by artistic explorations in papier-mâché.

What is a mice invasion?

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Working behind the scenes to support our staff, this committee says their clandestine work is "pretty fun!" 

 What is the Human Resources Committee?

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The alliterative name for Friday evening youth gatherings

What is Munch and Mingle?

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This person is the Development Director for ESG

Who is Lucas Lee?

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In 2025, The Board focused their work on actions that align with these two key values.  

What are Justice and Inclusion?

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This type of space is being envisioned for the Church Basement.  

What is a Therapeutic Art Space?

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The crown jewel of manuals finalized by the Governance Committee in 2025 is titled this.

What is the “Board Governance Manual”?

3000

The volunteer role shared by Nienna, Elly, Kylin, and Christa on Sundays

What is Slide Operator?

3000

A Wednesday morning offering that draws anywhere from 7 - 16 participants each week 

What is the CLEAN laundry program?

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In 2025, The Board made a payment of reparation to this local Nation.

Who is Musqueam?

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She forgot to organize a “lunch in people’s homes" this Fall, but we still give her an A+ for hospitality.

Who is Erin Peters?

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They are the two nominees for Co-Moderators for the upcoming term.

Who are Lawrence Jakoy and Malcolm McKinlay?

4000

The classroom wall paintings completed by Johanna, Maria, Ed, and Ethan are collectively referred to as this.

What are the Wanderers Murals?

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The name of the Mountain in ESG’s Fall Performance

What is Pillow?

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In 2025, The Board redirected funds previously set aside for the Denomination to this local Church.

What is Open Way Church?

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Her task list is long enough to be seen from Space; but her work… well, she’s on a mission to make it invisible!

Who is Caitlin the Great?

4000

$32,140

What was the Church’s Budget Surplus in 2025?