Vaz Family Around the World
If anyone in the family goes missing, we know to contact this person for her tracking abilities.
Who is Kathleen?
The family member you might ask any biblical questions to about the Christmas Story?
Who is John?
A personal influencer for our own family, this nut could probably make a pretty penny on Instagram through affiliated Amazon links if she wanted to.
Who is Jessie?
During “the winter she turned 13,” this girl started planning her birthday bash for her first party as a teenager.
Who is Kerrington?
Achilles often glares after this person in his household who dresses him up in all sorts of costumes, including a Trump, a toy soldier, and a gingerbread man.
Who is Lindsey?
This family member was repeatedly pulled by TSA during her travels to the Azores for her suspicious materials?
Who is Lindsey?
Dance Moms? You can find this family member coaching others on their Nutcracker performances.
Who is Ashley?
This nut caused extreme chaos in the family group chat after she sent a picture of Lindsey’s engagement and then ghosted the group chat after sending “guess what” and “just wait”
Who is Deb Deb?
Matt R. put out some creepy front porch decorations during this holiday season, which probably scared away any children or amazon delivery people.
What is Halloween?
Santa put this much-desired pescatory toy into Beau’s stocking this year after months of begging.
What is a salmon toy?
Although we tease her for being chatty, this person scored us a new Portuguese friend and multiple free wine tastings in Cambria.
Who is Titi?
If we’re looking at this biblical Christmas decor with Beau, he might call the sight of Jesus’ birth this name:
What is an activity scene?
Look before you speak, you can often find this nut sitting and listening at the adults table during family events.
Who is Karebear?
These two family members had some unfortunate Quasimodo moments throughout the year
Who are John and Lindsey?
This tall fellow appears as a giraffe in Beau’s tales, and Beau would like to know “what he’s standing on?”
Who is Carson?
Buon anno, or happy new year, to this italian man who is probably off working on a cruise ship to ring in the new year.
Who is Guiseppe?
In his misplaced gratitude, Beau thanked this man for nearly every gift he opened on Christmas morning.
Who is Uncle D?
These two nuts offered to help Kendra with their expertise in Victorian literature in exchange for going to the second winery with them.
Who are Katie and Lindsey?
Wherever her mother is, this curly-haired little lady can also be found.
Who is Maddy?
This animal-inspired nickname for Maddyn coined by her big brother might be offensive to her the older she gets.
What is "little hippo girl"?
Be it a trip to SLO or somewhere else, this person will find the longest and windiest route to get there.
Who is John?
Grammie has at least 3 ornaments symbolizing this man on her kitchen Christmas tree, much to the dismay of all of her grandchildren.
Who is Trump?
This family member's wishes for "a little girl just like his wife" came in double-fold and on steroids.
Who is Marty?
If Katie and I heard one more person ask if the blue berry french toast casserole was soggy at this location after we went estate-sale shopping, we were going to pack up and leave.
What is Goodday Lucille?
Allie (Alice) Marie Mendes moved onto Riverside Avenue after this little man sweet talked Uncle Eddie into taking her home with him.
Who is Beau?