shut upuhhhh, idiot
Mrs Rai
Which teacher got friend zoned by the same person they married?
Mr Armanyous
Which book in the bible does not end in Amen and why?
Acts, because the Acts of the apostles and the church is always continuing
Who got knocked out cold in the school gym, partook in the 7500 calorie challenge and actually succeeded, and yelled I love you to a teacher on a roller coaster in Luna Park? ?
Evan
Who drives a green car so bright it distracts people in exams?
Marryham
you want some ice for that burn
Mr Jones
Which teacher cheated in their school exams by writing it on their arm
Mr Zoorob
Where did Saul encounter Christ, and what happened during this encounter? Who restored his vision afterward?
Road to demascus, a bright light was shone and heard Christ’s voice. Ananias.
Who broke a toilet in primary by standing on it?
Mina Salib
Thanks to this individual, all the pillows throughout their house have ended up in their car seat in order for them to reach the peddles. Who is this individual?
Veronia Yassa
I’m gonna order food, you guys hungry?
Mr A
Which teacher ran from the police for 2 hrs and got away?
Ms Rai
Who wrestled with an angel all night and received a new name, what was his old and new name and what was the significance of the name change?
Jacob, wrestled with God’s messenger; his name was changed to Israel, symbolizing his struggle with God and men.
Who made a teacher question his teaching methods by insisting on correctly writing a conclusion for their essay which caused him to cry, break a door and leave the school in the first three weeks of year 7?
Alethia
I want to become a Doctor but I fainted at the removal of stitches who am I?

guys I’m overstimulated so we’re gonna have a chill lesson
Mr George
Who killed a cow during archery at their school camp, and a cat with a brick?
Mr Apo
Which St endured being tortured in boiling oil, and did the sign of the cross over poisoned wine?
St Marina
Who annoints their car engine with Holy oil so their car can start, spells CHEMISTRE?
Michael Beshay
Thanks to this individual, Mc Donald’s have banned women from working in the fryer due to their incapable frying ability.
Zara Makhoul
im Coptic orthodox, of course your gonna find out I’m in a relationship after I get engaged
Mrs Elia
Who was training to be a forensic detective before breaking their hand during basketball, and has been a luxury watch dealer for the past decade?
Mr Sidhom
Letters written by the apostles were stand alones before the bible and church fathers started to informally gather and preserve these letters in the 1st century. Which st in particular gave the first list of the new testament books in the bible, and how many NT books?
St Athanasius and 27.
Who made it on the score sheet the most for the other team and headered a girl and sent her to the ambulance and had a tom and jerry sized bump on their head?
Candy Shahat
Who was convinced into jumping in Jessica's pool, brought an exhaust to school for bring a random item to school day and annoyed Ms Bono so much over a year that she pushed them off a raft in camp?
Nofer
that made me giggle
Mrs Armanyous
Who got run over by a car but was skinny enough to survive and when he got in trouble at school climbed up a tree until his dad came to defend him?
Mr Metira
Several people in the Gospels experienced long-term suffering before encountering Jesus’ healing power.
The blind man at Bethsaida - Christ restored his vision through clay
The woman with a bleeding issue - she touched Christ’s garment and was made well
The paralysed man by the Pool of Bethesda - Christ asked him if he wanted to be made well and to arise
How long where they each suffering for?
Since birth, 12 yrs, 38 yrs
Who jumpstarts their car battery on the daily with a hammer they keep in the bonnet and is petrified of chicken?
Jessica 
This individual is currently an illegal immigrant due to their relatives selling their birth certificate back in Egypt.
Claudia Gayed
lets read some hobe
Mr Zoorob
Which teacher got their buildings license and was a licensed builder for 5 years because their husband didn’t wanna sit the test, because everytime she sat him down to study he fell asleep?
Mrs Metira
Which disciple doubted Christ’s resurrection until he saw and touched Christ’s wounds and which disciple denied Christ 3 times before the crucifixion and how was he restored after?
St Thomas, St Peter - restored in John 21 i think? Christ asked him 3 questions (bonus pts - if you can say the three questions and BONUSSS if yk the word changes in greek)
Who took their first plane ride out of Sydney and got farted on and is Sha Enah's top model?

This future Nobel Prize winner once sniffed calcium carbonate in class, claiming it was “for science.” Who am I?

im gonna go loco
Mrs Fanous
Which teacher lived in china, is a fake egyptian, had a general and captain as grandparents yet still managed to get staunched by a gang affiliated member/student on their first day of teaching?
Mrs Fanous
Which prophet was thrown into a fiery furnace along with his companions, and what were their old Hebrew names?
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego – original names: Hananiah, Mishael, Azariah; God’s angel protected them in the furnace.
Who crashed their car after being told not to drive and had a muslim P plater comfort them as they sobbed in the middle of a roundabout.. and they also audibly farted in the chem exam?
Iten
Who wants to be a pilot, in charge of thousands of lives but is colourblind and can't identify the colours of a traffic light?
Ryan
The students think I'm oblivious to everything but I'm the silent observant
Shar Sharrrr
Which teacher watched their small fluffy dog get eaten by another dog?
Mr George
The Midnight Praise (Tasbeha) is centered around four major canticles (hoses).
Name them and the biblical events they commemorate.
First Hos – Exodus 15 (Song of Moses after crossing the Red Sea)
Second Hos – Psalm 135 (Praise of the Lord’s mercy and works)
Third Hos – Song of the Three Holy Youths (Daniel 3)
Fourth Hos – Psalms 148, 149, 150 (Praise of all creation)
Who has never once raised their voice until 5 am on the COS retreat when Michael Beshay joined their bosom and stole the blanket?
Joseph Iskander 
This individual really immersed themselves in the Wagga rural immersion trip so deeply that they’ve mastered the art of the boomerang, achieving perfect accuracy — able to strike Jonah right on the head every time
Lucas Fam
Many shall suffer for the sins of one
Mr Morgan
Which teacher has achieved the rank of yellow belt green tip in Taekwondo?
Mr Jones
Name the seven major feasts of the Lord in the Coptic Orthodox Church and minor.
MAJOR
The Annunciation
Nativity (Christmas)
Theophany (Epiphany)
Palm Sunday
Resurrection (Pascha)
Ascension
Pentecost
MINOR
Circumcision of the Lord
Entrance of the Lord into the Temple
Annunciation
Palm Sunday
Covenant Thursday (Last Supper)
Thomas Sunday
Transfiguration
Who singlehandedly attacked three people in the water, tried to drown them innocently and pulled their hair to protect a clay sculpture for the red team?
carol
The Ibis styles hotel in the Philippines has recently undergone renovations in its child care department due to individual 1 caught balling his eyes out to Mr Armanyous because they were getting bullied. Who is this emotional being?
Thanks to individual 2, there’s been a shift in tectonic plates causing a volcanic eruption in a toilet in room 4018 of the same hotel now has a “Do Not Enter.” Who is this Clog-master?
Carlos Demian
Jonah Hilmi