Tour
Chilean schoolgirl - It's my birthday soon!
? - "Oh wow, Feliz Navidad!"
Joseph Draganowski
? - "Are the seniors doing like a Bach cantata, like the Easter Oratorio?"
Andy - What you are about to witness is the exact opposite of a Bach cantata.
Freshman Reece Connors
Ronan - Peace be with you...
? - "Peace be with you, Max."
Davis Cook
? - "Guys, my substance of choice is sleep deprivation and school."
Rebekah Huie
? - "Guys guys guys, I won't be in lit choir next year. I'll be in folk choir... there's this really cute girl in there!"
Patrick Bunal
? - "People who like vanilla ice cream are like communists. If you tell them you don't like vanilla, they will say that you have never tried real vanilla."
Alex Mitchell
? - "Andy is so funny. He reminds me of myself."
Reece Connors
? - "You have to get the frappuccino that kills you. It's Friday, we have to do penance."
Caroline Gramm
? - "It's been on my bucket list to attack a goose."
Sophia Cousins
? - "Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Jack Griffiths
? - "Hold the bishop at gun point, and force him to ordain you."
Ronan Cook
*Ben gets called Benjamin McShane*
? - "When did you get married?"
Theresa Sarrazine
? - "You've heard of the priesthood of the faithful. Now get ready for the popehood of the faithful."
Will Connolly
? - "I mean, if you're going to tailgate for anything, make it the resurrection of Christ."
Daniel Rueda-Ramirez
? - "These kids got a lot to learn."
Ted Burnes
? - "You are going to die alone."
Abby Smith
*In conversation with Andy*
? - "Why does he get all the animals?"
Nora Clark
Jack G - Why is it so warm in the day and so cold at night?
? - "Umm maybe because there's no sun."
Elena Busk
? - "It's like you get the joy of Elliott Kirwan imbued on you."
James Kabele
? - "Maybe I just had puberty again..."
Gabriel Pastrana
? - "I'd rather just cheat my way to winning."
Jonathan Hehn
Andy (in airport) - "He's hitting on her."
"He" is the customs agent. Who is "her" in this statement?
Lia Clark
? - "P.F. Chang's? What about F.B. Ching's?"
Madeline Thompson
? - "I love it when people poof my hair." *proceeds to poof their own hair*
Elliott Kirwan
? - "I could make someone happy with duct tape."
M.E. Balof