Guns Dont Kill People
"A dude just chucked his sword at me bro?! All I wanted was to be invited to the kids birthday party. Y'all made me put the curse on her to put her in an eternal sleep, not me"
Sleeping Beauty
Although we can't prove it was Ted Cruz, this real life killer racked up quite the body count around San Francisco from 1968-1983
The Zodiac
I died in the name of freedom and justice in this British dystopian society. I fought to overthrow the government with the help of a young woman
V
A therapist counsels a troubled janitor with a genius level IQ
Good Will Hunting
146: A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims.
The Thing
"I'll say, wrath of God is definitely a HARDCORE way to go, but I guess they did warn me not to open the chest."
Raiders of the Lost Ark
This character has 63 kills through 6 films with their 7th coming out this year.
"Hello Sydney"
Ghostface
I tragically passed away in a film titled after myself when I went up against my own clone in order to save my daughter, X23
A JAG lawyer sets out to prove two Marines murdered a fellow serviceman under the orders of their base commander.
A Few Good Men
106: A New York City advertising executive goes on the run after being mistaken for a government agent by a group of foreign spies, and falls for a woman whose loyalties he begins to doubt.
North By Northwest
"In all honesty, I didnt realize the T-Rex escaped. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have used the public restroom and just held it"
Jurassic Park
Throughout my killing spree, I remained John Doe and was never identified by authorities all the way up until my death by their hands.
Se7en
I took my own life after my father couldn't accept my lifestyle and desire to be a play actor. Before that, I would sneak from my boarding school into the woods to speak poetry with my friends. (I will take the movie title double points for the character)
Neil Perry - Dead Poets Society
In 1965, an unorthodox DJ shakes things up when he's assigned to an Armed Services radio station in a warzone.
Good Morning, Vietnam
175: British POWs are forced to build a railway bridge across a river for their Japanese captors in occupied Burma, not knowing that the allied forces are planning a daring commando raid through the jungle to destroy it.
The Bridge on the River Kwai
"I can't believe she mastered the five point palm exploding heart technique!"
Kill Bill Vol. 2
I had to kill Paul Allen. His business card was the perfect combination of having a tasteful thickness, a subtle off-white coloring, and it even had a watermark
Patrick Bateman
A plague killed most of humanity and turned the rest into monsters. For years I thought I was the lone survivor. I gave my life to protect a mother and her son after my house and lab were swarmed with these creatures.
(I'll take the title of the movie, double points for the character)
Robert Neville (I am Legend)
A pioneer of spaghetti westerns starring Clint Eastwood as the Man with No Name
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
28: A cyborg from the future, identical to the one who failed to kill Sarah Connor, must now protect her ten-year-old son John from an even more advanced and powerful cyborg.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"Yes, I really did take an entire building hostage just for money at the end of the day. But who's this guy on the walkie talkie? And what does Yippie Kai Yay mean?"
Die Hard
By M Night Shyamalan, A father and his teen daughter attend a pop concert only to realize they've entered the center of a dark and sinister event.
Trap
I stayed behind and gave my life to destroy an asteroid threatening all life on Earth. This way, my daughter and her husband would be protected. (Just need the movie, double points for the character)
Harry Stamper - Armageddon
Good Night, and Good Luck
184: Frankie, an ill-tempered old coach, reluctantly agrees to train aspiring boxer Maggie. Impressed with her determination and talent, he helps her become the best and the two soon form a close bond.
Million Dollar Babay