What sport do you kick a ball?
Soccer
One time, my brother hit a rooster with his car. Who hit a rooster?
My brother
Say "thumb" 5 times
Thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb, thumb
What's a man without a body and no nose?
Nobody knows
What year was Taylor Swift born?
1989
Which color is a primary color, red or purple?
Red
What was the Roblox update that made people mad?
Age verification
What is the name of the Night Fury dragon in How to Train Your Dragon?
Toothless
How does a tree get on the internet?
It logs in
What pig is very fashionable?
Miss Piggy
Say "Bread bed" 5 times
"Bread bed" x5
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I-Scream
Who is the Norse god of thunder?
Thor
Why don't we talk about Uno?
We don't talk about Uno
If a red house is made out of red bricks and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?
Glass
Randy's mother had 3 kids. One was named Apple. One was named Snake. What was the 3rd kid's name?
Randy
What is a cough drop brand that starts with an R?
Ricola
Why do people like staring at walls?
They think of nothing
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ATE 9
What is Bruno Mars's new song called?
I Just Might
What frog plays the banjo?
Kermit the Frog
What is a superhero name for a bowl?
Superbowl
What is a three-letter word that has "th"?
The
What was the adventure in the 4th episode of the Amazing Digital Circus?
Spudsy's
What is the number one sub place in Detroit?
Peepo's