SPOONERISMS
a blushing crow
a crushing blow
We need to find an anecdote for the poison
antidote
mean as custard
keen as mustard
The affluent from the factory polluted the river
effluent
nicking your pose
picking your nose
I have a terrible coleslaw on my lip
cold sore
fresh as a mountain breeze
mesh as a fountain freeze
Don't make me the escape goat
scapegoat
tasted two worms
wasted two terms
For all intensive purposes
intents and purposes