Childhood Crushes
The sarcastic, green-flamed villain who made us question if we had a thing for mean women.
Who is Shego?
This is when you're seeing someone, but it's not official
What is a situationship?
This wild stallion from a 2002 DreamWorks film had better emotional depth than most men we’ve dated.
Who is Spirit?
They text you 3 hours later with "wyd?"
What is a red flag?
This fast-talking Disney villain with blue flames and anger issues had absolutely no business being that charismatic.
Who is Hades?
They eat really loudly
What is an ick?
Kachow
Who is Lightning McQueen?
This bleach-blond Disney Channel pop star made us think guitar boys were emotionally stable.
Who is Austin?