Happy
Birthday
To
Matthew
Yay!
100

She will do yoga and pilates during the day and then have her bread and butter wine in the evening

Who is Rita?

100

If this friend starts a sentence with "Hear me out..." at 2:00 AM, you know your bank account and your sleep schedule are both in immediate danger.

Who is Tommy?

100

Name a specific academic topic in sociology or Asian Studies this friend can offer you a lecture for 40 minutes before immediately doing a split on the bar top.

Who is Elliott?

100

This friend doesn't say goodbye; he simply ceases to exist in the physical space once his social battery hits 1%.

Who is Nick?

100

He knows everyone’s secrets, loves his dog more than you, and only spills the "Tea" when he’s safely behind closed doors with me.

Who is Viet?

200

If Tofu could talk, which member of this friend group would he "expose" first?

Who is Maston?

200

This friend is the only person capable of negotiating a multi-million dollar project on the phone while physically standing in the middle of a strobe-lit dance floor.

Who is Maston

200

If the group is at a techno club, this is the exact moment Gracie transforms from "bubbly" to "complete badass."

When are we going to the stables?

200

You won’t see it on his face, but if he’s doing crossed arms and bobbing his head with his eyes closed, it means he’s actually having the time of his life.

Who is Gary?

200

If you are having a 3:00 AM crisis, which of these three are you calling for comfort, and which are you calling for a tactical plan?

Who is Tommy and who is Gary?