Family Ties
This was the first member of your family I ever met.
Mars
This (these?) is the name of my favorite poem (2 Answers will be deemed acceptable)
What is an "Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard"
Also accepted: What are the Canterbury Tales?
Born “Willie Junior Maxwell II” Anthony’s grandpa shocked the family room like a blaring JBL when he correctly answered with this rapper’s name.
Who is Fetty Wap?
This was the first movie we ever watched together.
Get Out
This year in which the Declaration of Independence was signed, one year after the battles of Lexington & Concord, is upheld as the birthdate of America.
1776
Frequently mentioned, this is the high school subject of which I feel I was robbed of an education.
Physics
Someone observing a downpour might remark that it is raining these two things.
Cats & Dogs
This was the name bestowed upon me by your dad over lunch in McDonald's on 117th and 3rd.
What is Minho?
It was this action for which I was removed from a school assembly and got in trouble.
Cheering the death of John Wilkes Booth (We will also accept being a patriot)
It was this band, whose chart-topping record I found on the floor of Jenna's bedroom, that was the first I ever talked about liking in common with Jenna.
What is Fleetwood Mac?
This was the first sports game you and I ever watched together.
Super Bowl 52
This was the name of the English civil war between the Yorks and Lancasters.
War of the Roses
What is the name of the evil organization in Naruto that I am obsessed with?
The Akatsuki
Someone with dreams that are beyond their grasp, like moving to Portland, are said to be this in the sky.
Pie
During a bizarre visit with your paternal cousins, you, Adriane, and I stopped to have dinner at this restaurant.
Bareburger
This was the reason that I created a facebook account
For college (to message my roommate)
This nickname for Anthony's Great Grandma owed to her role as a caregiver and did not imply any occupational position.
What is Nanny?
A double header! These two things were the first gifts you ever gave me (item and card required)
What are a (1) Cards Against Humanity Booster Pack and a (2) Toy Story Card.
Having led the overthrow of the Czarist Russian government, his pickled corpse is laid in state underneath the Kremlin.
What is the name of Yugi Moto's best friend. Bonus points for knowing his accent or any of his famous quotes.
Joey Wheeler
Ahoy! In a saying about keeping confidential information secure and squashing idle rumors, loose lips are said to do this.
Sink ships
It was this actor to whom your mom strangely compared me, and then, even more peculiarly, entirely forgot.
Ed Helms
These are the names of the 6 cats I called my siblings growing up.
Bubbles, Christopher, Simba, Cupcake, Susie, and Chili
Children, avert your gaze! This was the card that Waleed and I eagerly Googled as kids, only to unwittingly stumble upon intensely graphic hentai.
Dark Magician Girl
It is the name and year of the first music festival we ever attended together
These two are the only two pairs of Father & Son presidents in US history.
John Adams (and John Quincy Adams)
George H.W. Bush (and George W. Bush)
This colorful term refers to what is widely considered (by me and others) to be the most emotionally painful episode of Game of Thrones ever aired
The Red Wedding
Completing a task that is thought to be incredibly easy is likened to doing this violent act. Watch out, Nemo!
Shooting fish in a barrel
Your friend
This was the school to which I applied Early Decision
UPenn
It was this childhood story with which Waleed regaled you while stopping by the Harlem apartment.
What is the Zoa Incident (or the Yu-Gi-Oh Freakout)
It was this Vampire Weekend song and lyric that was the first of many that you shared with me.
What is "Should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the Dome of the Rock?" (Finger Back)
This is the name of the standard type of map that causes greater distortions the farther from the equator a country lies.
Mercator Projection.
This was the frequently mentioned "troll move" pulled by Akira Toriyama in the final saga of Dragonball.
Turning the manga into a slice of life high school romance story.
Flown too close to the sun
Divine intervention? Not exactly. This term, originally used by Calvinist theologians, was the one bestowed upon me by my Grandma in an oddly funny conversation.
A Member of the Elect
What do the numbers mean!? This was my SAT score.
2240
It was this Box Office Bomb that I watched with Waleed the night of our infamous meetup with his ex-girlfriend.
Daddy's Home 2
It is the name of the only "anime" we ever watched at your Harlem Apartment.
What is Neo Yokio?
George Washington famously crossed this river, immortalized in a painting.
The Delaware
Frieza
Someone who has reached an advanced age is said to be getting long in the this.
Tooth
This was the exact location where I met Adriane (and had a long conversation) for the first time.
At the foot of the bed of your bedroom in the Harlem apartment
This magical tale of Prospero the magician is my favorite of Shakespeare's plays.
The Tempest
Jenna and I once famously quipped that there are more movies about this man than there are people left alive who know who he is!
Wyatt Earp
It was the event we went to together the first time I ever visited you in Long Island
Party at Jenna's house
These were the elite warriors that operated special military operations in Outremer, managing finances and Crusader kingdoms as an intercontinental network of holy warriors.
The Knights Templar
What are my two favorite English kings?
Henry II and Edward I
Someone setting out to accomplish a suicidal or nearly impossible task is said to be doing this aero-blasphemous activity.
Flying in the face of God