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Even with only one doc on the southeast side, this is the maximum number of rooms that can still be in play.
What is two?
It’s not a place to grab a drink, but this “bar” serves up buttons and shortcuts to keep your work flowing.
What is the toolbar?
Clocking in at more than three decades, this is the impressive length of Hazel’s tenure at KP.
What is 33 years?
This is the exact number of doctors it takes to make our department hum like a well‑oiled machine.
What is 12?
When this bayside ballpark opened in 2000, it carried a ringing name long before becoming Oracle Park.
What is Pac Bell Park?
After a blissful long weekend, this is the terrifying tidal wave that MAs and docs fear the most
What are AACC messages?
When you are playing Whac-A-Mole with your mouse, you’re suffering from too much of this common complaint. (Hint: Rhymes with 'Nick')
What is too much clicking?
Rhyming with Tucson, this Filipino island is the one Hazel proudly hails from.
What is Luzon?
Leading our module with distinction (and the patience of a saint), this physician currently holds the chief’s chair.
Who is Dr. Rene Gonzalez?
This sweet treat was first created in San Francisco.
What is It's It (or fortune cookies)?
This loving nickname is reserved for those patients who can’t resist another visit to their favorite doctor.
What is a 'frequent flyer'?
In EPIC, this rosy reminder appears at the top of the chart and must never be missed.
What is the pink banner?
Counting the little ones who call her ‘Grandma,’ this is the total number of Hazel’s grandkids.
What is 4?
These two physicians can truly do it all, practicing the full breadth of family medicine without skipping a beat.
Who are Dr. Christine Fratino and Dr. Sanjana Rao?
Stretching farther than any other San Francisco roadway, this street passes through a spicy neighborhood that shares its name.
What is Mission Street?
This “beloved” task is the one medical assistants are always thrilled to see on the schedule—said no MA ever.
What is an ear wash?
It won’t help you cross a river, but this helper saves providers from hundreds of clicks.
What is Abridge?
Known for her love of food, Hazel jokingly claims this as her favorite cuisine.
What is a 'see-food' diet?
A proud member of the original Salud en Español crew, this physician can claim true OG status.
Who is Dr. Luba Abascal?
Standing since the year of America’s independence, this San Francisco landmark holds the title of the city’s oldest surviving building.
What is Mission Dolores?
This is the “favorite” type of patient—beloved by docs everywhere for their impeccable timing.
The dreaded AACC: this is the full name of the inbasket folder no one wants to open first.
What is the Appointment and Advice Call Center?
Outshining all other accomplishments, this is the role Hazel cherishes most.
What is being a grandma?
When it comes to tech troubles, system quirks, or digital wizardry, this doctor is our module’s one‑man IT help desk.
Who is Dr. Orlando Zepeda?
Due to a long‑standing city ban, this is one thing you definitely can’t put six feet under in San Francisco.
What is a human body?