Past Lives
Who cried because Chick Fil A forgot to include their milkshake in their delivery order during an FDA approval?
Kate
Who famously said “wow, so everyone knew about this monkey but me” and was exposed in the Corp Team groupchat for being unaware of Punch?
Ali
Who got a new laptop in 2024 after being told that they had been using the oldest laptop at the whole company?
Syd
Which member of the team was a competitive figure skater?
Bethany
Which team member once confessed to wearing a pajama top on a client call?
Kariann
Which one of our team members has consistent One Drive and password issues and has Bryce on speed dial?
Khadija
Which team member once emceed a rodeo in the boondocks fo the south?
Alex
Which team member mixed up the words “amoeba” and “placebo?”
Jackie
Who is always having sound issues on their laptop halfway through calls?
Lauren
Whose first date with their husband was 10 days in Italy?
Amanda
Who pinged “*sad monkey noises at empty timesheets*” in the core team chat?
Chris
Which two team members have killed their laptops by spilling liquids on them?
Brie and Anna Rei
Who once crashed a bachelor party of French men in Croatia and rebooked the rest of their trip to stay on their catamaran?
Keely
Which team member wrote “spiraling” in their timesheet during ENDO 2025?
Kate
Which team member did Bryce himself confirm reaches out to him the most from the Neurocrine team?
Kariann