what do cow do no there date night
go to the moo-vies.
what falls but never gets hurt
the snow
what do you call a pile of a cat outside
a meow tain
why did the belt go to the jail
because it held a lot of pants
where would you find a snowman dancing
at a snowball
what kind of bug tells time
a clock roach
why do cow where bells
because their horns don't work
what did the cop say to the belly button
you are under the vest
what do you call a cantaloupe in the pool
a watermelon
what is the smartest insect
a spelling bee
why are snails slow
because they carry a house on there back
what do you call a bear with no teeth
a gummy bear
how do make a hotdog stand
take away it's chair
why did the pickle have so much fun at the birthday party
because it ralishes every minute
why do mane fish live in slat water
because it will make them sneeze
why was the broom late for work
it over-sewet
what do you call two ducks and a cow
Quackers and milk
where do you fine a cow with no legs
right where you left it
what do call an illegally parked frog
a toad
what one way the moon cuts his hair
eclipse it
where do polar bears store there money
in the snow
why did two 4 skip dinner
because they 8 already
why did the deer go to the dentist
because it had duck teeth
what did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party
aye matey
what starts with gas and have three letters
a car