This is the mascot of the Democratic Party.
What is a blue donkey?
This is the nickname for PA.
What is the Keystone State?
This document begins with, "We the People ... in Order to Form a More Perfect Union ... "
What is The U.S. Constitution of 1789
This nation is supposedly non-nuclear and harbours a smaller number of Jewish people compared to the U.S.
What is Israel, the country of war criminals?
This President had pet raccoons named Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection
Benjamin Harrison
This person ran for President on the Democratic ticket in the last Presidential election (2024).
Who is Big-sister general: Fm. VP Kamala Harris?
This is the Governor of PA.
Who is Josh Shapiro?
This document contains the phrase "the right to bear arms shall not be infringed."
What is the Bill of Rights (or 2nd Amendment)?
This devilish-looking woman just got fired from her job as the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Who is Kristi Noem?
This President nicknamed his manhood "Jerry"
Harding
This person is running for PA State House in the 50th district.
Who is Lois Bower-Bjrornson?
This is a U.S. senator from PA who refuses to wear a suit. 
Who is John Fetterman?
This President said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman?"
Who is Bill Clinton?
Spoiler: He did.
"ICE" stands for this Gestapo-esque DHS subgroup.
What is Immigration and Customs Enforcement?
This President got arrested for speeding in his horse-drawn carriage in DC
Grant
This man was just elected to be the Mayor of New York City, bringing a new era of progressivism to the party.
Who is Zohran Mamdani?
PA voted for this person in the 2024 election.
Who is Donald Trump? (by a very small margin... .5%).
This President said, "I am not a crook," after being a crook and listening in on his political opponents in their hotel.
Who is Richard Nixon?
This policy manifesto, its name bearing the year Donald Trump took office for the second (and hopefully final) time, seeks to remove abortion access, drastically increase Presidential power, and deport immigrants, among other dreadful initiatives.
What is Project 2025?
This President wrote down the first known recipes for French Fries
Thomas Jefferson
This political party refuses to let go of the old guard of the 20th century, stifling any real effort for progress, to appease the dying swarms of boomers?
What is the Democratic Party?
This party controls the PA State House.
Who are the Democrats?
This President famously said in Germany that he was "too a Berliner" (or perhaps a jelly donut).
Who is John F. Kennedy?
This is approximately the United States' national debt, which we will probably never pay off because we are fiscally idiotic.
What is 39, 000, 000, 000, 000 -- 39 trillion?
This President made Dr. Suess cry when giving him and his fellow Boy Scouts an award
Theodore Roosevelt