The Games Of All Time
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What is Super Mario Galaxy?
Our hero blushes whenever he says the name of this character- his special one.
Who is Princess Peach?
This is home; this is where the castle is.
What is the Mushroom Kingdom?
I would go to this event with you if it were real. Our eyes would sparkle, more so at each other than the thing itself.
What is The Star Fest?
These petnames refer to powerups.
What are Superstar and Power Moon?
This game involves singing piranha plants.
What is Super Mario Wonder?
This character dances to the background music in the New Super Mario Bros games.
Who is Koopa Troopa?
The Fossil Falls are located here.
What is Cascade Kingdom?
I would go to the event in this city with you and hope the mayor would let me sing too.
What is New Donk City?
I painted these petnames onto your Life-Up Heart keychain.
What are 1UP-Boy and 1UP-Girl?
This game has a speedrun category for one specific version that involves beating World 36 (sort of).
What is Super Mario Bros?
This character apparently rules an empire???
Who is Daisy?
R.O.B. is the assistant for this galaxy.
What is Gateway Galaxy?
I would cuddle you here if I could, but I'll cuddle you in the closest equivalent instead.
What is the castle?
These aren't technically petnames, but we do sometimes use them because those are our titles.
What are princess and plumber?
This game features a floating talking Mario head.
What is Mario Teaches Typing?
She made her debut in Super Mario Bros 2.
Who is Birdo?
I would've accepted the flower you gave me when we were here in this cutscene.
What is the moon?
I would have these guys line up in a row for special days to represent us and what we have.
What are Toads?
This petname exists thanks to the character who looks like my headmate Alleni.
What is your/my special one?
In this game, Lakitu is able to use his fishing hook to ground pound.
What is Super Mario Odyssey?
Our hero once compared himself to this character because of his shyness.
Who is Boo?
I am always forgetting the name of this place, but I would totally go here with you if it really existed.
What is Isle Delfino?
In this part of Odyssey, I would opt to travel with you instead of what I actually do.
What is the postgame?
You once called me this because you can lean on me and I'm there and stabilizing.
What is your Rock Mushroom?